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dd [lo-fi 1970's pop]
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[animals chittering]
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[lion roars]
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[thunderclap]
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[growls]
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[growls]
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[car engine revving]
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dd [1960's instrumental rock]
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[car engine revving, tires squealing]
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[inhaling]
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[cars speeding by]
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[exhaling]
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[car horn honks]
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Hold on. I gotta come up.
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I gotta take the world's
biggest fucking piss.
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We can't be late.
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We won't!
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- Who's holding?
- If you're not, then nobody.
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We were kind of hoping you were.
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- Yeah. How are you not holding?
- Jesus Christ, Shanna.
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It is not my fucking job to supply y'all
with weed when we go out.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, little lady.
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You're getting angry kind of quick,
don't you think?
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- I was just teasing you.
- I'm not angry.
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It just would be nice if y'all didn't
just count on me all the fucking time,
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and surprise me
every once in a while with pot.
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Okay, mean girl in a high school movie.
Are you through having a tantrum?
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- I'm not having a tantrum.
- Yes, you are.
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You've been in the car all of two seconds,
and you're already cursing at me.
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- I am not cursing at you.
- You said, "Jesus Christ, Shanna."
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And then,
before the sentence was over,
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you threw a "fucking" in there
to emphasize your "irritatance."
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All right. Come on, guys. Don't fight.
I'll pay for it when we get some.
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One: It is not about the money.
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It is about the pain in the ass of scoring.
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And two: We're not really fighting.
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Arlene, have you forgotten
what hanging out with Jungle Julia's like?
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That wasn't a fight.
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That was Julia
acting like a grumpy bitch,
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and me calling her on it
and indulging her at the same time.
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That's how we tolerate each other
after all these years.
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Oh, billboard.
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[all whooping]
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So, what's the plan, man?
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Margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's.
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Did you call Rafael
and tell him we're coming?
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- Of course.
- You're so good.
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I know.
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Okay, is Christian Simonson
gonna be there?
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You bet your ass he is.
He's gonna be there with Jesse Letterman.
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Christian Simonson,
the filmmaker, is in town.
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He's got a big thing for Julia.
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If he had a big thing for me,
he'd fucking call me
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as opposed to disappearing
for six months,
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and he'd get his ass down here
more often than he does,
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and on my birthday,
give me a fucking phone call.
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Oh, billboard.
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[all whooping]
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[laughs]
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Yeah, but you get those legs
of yours around him, and it's all over.
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Yeah, well, when I'm redecorating
his house in the hills
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that I am also living in,
I'll let you know it worked.
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So, margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's,
touch base with Chris and Jesse,
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tell them about later,
and make damn sure they come.
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Those other guys will be waiting for us
to join them at the Texas Chili Parlor.
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Oh, shit.
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Speaking of which, what happened
with you and Nate last night?
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Well, you know, not mu-
We just fucking met each other.
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I mean, if you don't bust their balls a
little bit, they're never gonna respect you.
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Okay, we're pretty clear
on what it is you didn't do.
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How about enlightening us
on what it is you did do?
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Nothing to write home about.
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We just made out on the couch
for about 20 minutes.
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Dressed, half-dressed or naked?
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Dressed. I said we made out.
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We didn't do the thing.
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[gasps] Excuse me for living,
but what is "the thing"?
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You know, it's everything but.
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They call it "the thing"?
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I call it "the thing."
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Do guys like the thing?
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- They like it better than no thing.
- [laughter]
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Okay, I wanna get back
to what it is you did do.
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So, you're making out
on the couch with Nate, right?
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- Correct.
- Whose couch?
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- His or the one in your hotel room?
- What am I, stupid over here? Mine.
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Were you making out
sitting up or lying down?
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We started sitting up.
We worked our way to lying down.
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Mmm, the plot thickens.
Who was on top?
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I was straddling him.
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- What else?
- That was it.
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So we made out
for a little while on the couch,
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and I said, "Okay, I'm gonna go to bed now,
so it's time for you to leave."
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And then he starts to whine,
"Oh, right now?"
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And I said, "Yep, right now.
Let's go."
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And he says,
"Well, wait. What about this?"
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And I said, "No."
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He said, "What do you mean, no?
You don't even know what I'm gonna say."
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I said, "I already know
what you're gonna say,
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and the answer's no."
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He said, "How can you say
you know what I'm gonna say?"
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I said, "Because you're gonna say,
'let's just go to sleep together.
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"'We don't gotta do nothing.
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"'Just cuddle, sleep next to each other,
wake up in the morning together. '
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No, you're gonna leave,
but I'll see you tomorrow."
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Yeah, fuck Nate.
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I mean, he's cute and all,
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but Jesse Letterman's
gonna be all over her.
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- Jesse Letterman-
- Remember, no hooking up tonight.
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You can hang out with him,
you can make out with him,
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but no hooking up with him,
because we are driving to Lake LBJ tonight,
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and my daddy's pretty clear
about one thing.
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He said, "I am letting you
and your girlfriends stay at my lake house,
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not you and a bunch of horny boys trying
to get their fuck on with my daughter."
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- Your dad talks like that?
- [Shanna, Julia] Hell, yeah!
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It's not like he ain't gonna know, either,
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because when I'm staying at the lake house
with my girlfriends in our bikinis,
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Daddy just has a tendency to pop up
and make sure we don't need anything.
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[all laughing]
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Look, he's totally harmless
and cute as a bug's ear.
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But, you know, when he's got
a bunch of half-naked poontang
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walking the floor of his lake house,
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he just likes to pay us a visit
and make sure we got everything we need.
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And if you flirt shamelessly with him, like
the six-foot baby giraffe in the backseat,
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you got a puppy dog for life.
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I have my own relationship
with Ben,
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and you're just jealous
'cause it don't include you.
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- You call her dad Ben?
- I'm not a child. That's his name.
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So when are the boys showing up?
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They're gonna meet us
at the Chili Parlor.
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Maybe they can bring some pot.
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Fuck that. No.
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I don't wanna be either
A, depending on their fucking ass,
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or Â, depending on their ass.
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Uh-uh. We don't score ourselves,
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we're gonna be stuck
with them all fucking night.
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Ooh, try Lanna Frank.
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Best idea you had all day.
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Oh, hey, that's your last billboard
before Guero's.
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Oh, come on.
Give me a break.
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"Oh, come on, " my ass!
We said every time.
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Okay.
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[all whooping]
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Jules, let me get a drag?
Thanks.
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[car approaching slowly]
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[engine revving]
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[revving continues]
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- [chattering, laughter]
- [Shanna] Oh, my God!
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Hey, this is--
and I's U.T. days, Arlene.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- You wanna join us?
- For a second, but I'm with some friends.
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Oh.
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So you must be- must be--
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So you must be the infamous Butterfly.
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Shh!
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She don't know nothing about it.
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- Know about what?
- When were y'all gonna tell her?
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- Soon.
- Tell me what?
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Yeah, now thanks to you,
we gotta tell her sooner than later.
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All right, cut the shit.
What the fuck is going on?
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I said a little somethin'-somethin'
about you on the air today.
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Julia, what the fuck did you say
about me on the radio?
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All I said was I had
a sexy friend named Butterfly
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who was in from out of town
for the weekend,
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and we would be going out
somewhere in Austin tonight,
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and if they were out on the town,
maybe they'd see us.
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And I described you, and I said
that if they spotted you while we were out,
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if they'd do something,
you'd do something.
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Okay, now, Julia, I'm serious.
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What did you say,
and what did you say I'd do?
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Anyhoo, I could explain what I said,
which would be boring,
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or Marcy over here,
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who is an incredible actress,
could act it out for you,
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which, I think,
will give you a better idea
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of what you have in store
for you tonight.
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Okay, so just tell me your way.
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- So we'll act it out with Marcy?
- Sure.
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Okay, give Marcy your drink.
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Thank you.
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Okay, so, you're in a club or a bar,
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and Marcy's a kind of cute
or kind of hot or kind of sexy
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or better be fucking hysterically funny,
but not funny-looking guy
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who you could fuck.
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- Got it.
- Okay, Marcy, take it.
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[deep voice, Texas accent]
Howdy.
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[sighs]
Hi there.
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[sheepish chuckle]
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Excuse me, but your name
wouldn't be Butterfly, would it?
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Yes, it is. It seems you have me
at a disadvantage.
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Barry.
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Pleased to meet you, Barry.
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- Y'all are getting me hot.
- Shh!
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So, is, uh, Butterfly your real name?
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Yes, it is.
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And how'd you know my name, Barry?
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I listened to Jungle Julia's show
this morning.
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Oh, you did, did you?
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Oh, yeah. I listen to her show
every morning.
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Oh, you do, do you?
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Yeah. She's, like,
the coolest lady in town.
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Don't you think she's got a big ass?
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Nah, man.
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I like her ass that way.
[chuckles]
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- She got a black girl's ass.
- [chuckles]
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Well, that's what she always says,
but, natural fact,
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she doesn't really have
a black girl's ass.
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- She's got a big ass.
- Okay, what the fuck are you doing?
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Oh, look who wants to get
to the point all of a sudden.
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Okay, we'll get to the point.
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But for your information,
skinny bitch,
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black men and a whole lot
of motherfucking white men
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have had plenty fun
adoring my ass.
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I don't wear their teeth marks
on my butt for nothing.
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All right, if you're not gonna
buy me a drink, can I have mine back?
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[normal voice]
No. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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[deep voice, Texas accent]
So, Butterfly, can I buy you a drink?
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- I'd love one.
- What can I get you?
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I'll take a margarita.
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[chuckles]
Here you go.
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So, after they buy you a drink,
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when they raise their glass to toast,
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they look you dead in the eye
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and repeat this poem:
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"The woods are lovely,
dark and deep,
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"and I have promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep.
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"Did you hear me, Butterfly?
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Miles to go before you sleep."
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And then, if they say that...
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you gotta give them a lap dance.
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[Arlene]
What?
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If they call you Butterfly,
buy you a drink,
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repeat that poem,
you gotta give them a lap dance.
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That's bullshit.
I ain't giving them nothing.
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Well, you can do it or not,
but if you don't,
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everybody in Austin's
gonna think you're a chickenshit.
236
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:24,805
And I don't think you want everybody
in Austin thinking you're a chickenshit.
237
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:27,641
I ain't giving nobody no lap dance
'cause of what you said.
238
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,059
Oh, come on.
It's gonna be funny.
239
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,895
Yeah, everything's funny to you two
when it's happening to me.
240
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:35,440
Look, you don't have to do it
for anybody you don't want.
241
00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:37,609
I said you'd do it
for the first guy who says it.
242
00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:40,654
So, some geek comes over,
trying to be cool,
243
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:43,573
just tell him you already did it
at another place earlier.
244
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:47,244
No harm, no foul,
but you get a free drink out of it.
245
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,871
But maybe a little later
in the evening,
246
00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:53,667
you've had a few drinks,
you're kind of loosey-goosey,
247
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,836
you're safe with your girls,
248
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:59,673
then some kind of cute, kind of hot,
kind of sexy, hysterically funny,
249
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,676
but not funny-looking guy
comes up and says it,
250
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:06,263
then maybe you did it earlier,
maybe you didn't.
251
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,643
[laughter]
252
00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:14,312
You made me trip.
253
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:18,108
You made me trip,
you dumb bitch!
254
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,736
- Shut the-
- [laughter]
255
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:23,864
[chuckling]
256
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:28,285
[shrieking laughter]
257
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,995
You fuckin' idiot!
258
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:33,081
[chuckling]
259
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,377
[women chattering]
260
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:59,024
dd [1960'ssoul]
261
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:02,402
d Baby d
262
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:12,120
[chattering]
263
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,255
d It doesn't matter d
264
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,591
d What they say d
265
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:28,261
d I know I'm gonna love you
any old way d
266
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:31,765
d What can I do d
267
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:34,643
d Without you? d
268
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:37,479
d Don't want nobody d
269
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,898
d Nobody else d
270
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:43,652
d Baby, it's you d
271
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:48,865
d Baby, it's you d
272
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:53,703
d Don't leave me alone d
273
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,250
d Come on home d
274
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:03,421
d Baby, it's you d
275
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,632
[whooping]
276
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,635
d Baby, it's you d
277
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,972
Any dead soldiers here?
278
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,974
Uh, these two. Thank you.
279
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,602
Where the hell is Lanna Frank?
280
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:20,689
That's a good fucking question.
281
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,609
[laughing]
282
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,695
[jukebox clanks]
283
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:33,034
Lanna Frank!
284
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:34,452
Where are you?
285
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,748
Well, come over already.
We're waiting for you.
286
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:41,042
- dd [loud 1970's rock]
- Shit!
287
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:43,003
Hold on!
288
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:57,017
So where are you?
289
00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,020
Come over already.
We're waiting for you.
290
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,147
No, we're not coming over there.
291
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:05,233
You come over here
like you said you would.
292
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:08,320
So, is it "Shawna" and the girls
at the lake house this weekend?
293
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:10,780
- "Shawna"?
- Oh, fuck! I-
294
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:15,118
No. Now, there is one thing
that every girl in the whole world
295
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:18,079
whose name is Shanna
has in common with each other,
296
00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:19,456
we all hate the name Shawna,
297
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,875
and we really hate it
when people call us Shawna.
298
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:30,175
- dd [fades out]
- dd [slow piano tune]
299
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:03,333
Just remember, it's Shanna Banana,
not Shawna Banawna.
300
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,461
Okay, but at some point in the evening,
I had fuckability stock.
301
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,088
- Yeah. I mean...
- [phone beeps]
302
00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:10,757
it wasn't bullish, but...
303
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,719
dd [piano continues]
304
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,491
dd [loud 1960's rock resumes]
305
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:39,202
Okay, Warren's sending over shots.
306
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,829
And you know the house rule:
307
00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:43,331
If he sends over shots,
you've gotta do them.
308
00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:45,875
- What?
- Hey, them's the rules, baby.
309
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,669
Warren says it, we do it!
310
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:51,923
I love that philosophy:
"Warren says it, we do it."
311
00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:55,135
- So let's do it!
- What is it?
312
00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:57,137
Hey, shot first, questions later.
313
00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,973
Here we go! Post time!
314
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,474
Mmm!
315
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:03,810
[Warren yells]
316
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,146
Whoo-hoo!
317
00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:07,689
Ow!
318
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,357
[whooping]
319
00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:12,902
Now, is that a tasty beverage
or is that a tasty beverage?
320
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,362
What the fuck is it?
321
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:19,409
Chartreuse, the only liquor so good,
they named a color after it.
322
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,161
[laughing]
323
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:22,954
Who's down for dos Chartreuse?
324
00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:25,206
- [whooping]
- Not me.
325
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,375
- I'm going out for a smoke.
- Okay.
326
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,794
But careful where you keep
that hot flame, all right?
327
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:31,504
You'll blow up the joint.
328
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,346
[lighter clicks]
329
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:44,184
dd [1960's soul]
330
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,895
Drinks. What can I get you?
Shanna Banana?
331
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:49,564
Another big-ass
Long Island iced tea.
332
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:52,609
Bombay Sapphire
and tonic, no ice.
333
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,195
Good boy.
334
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:58,073
[chuckling]
Oh.
335
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:03,286
[muted]
d I found out d
336
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:07,207
d Years I lost d
337
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:11,544
d I found it so hard myself d
338
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:15,882
d What's been seen
by everyone else d
339
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:19,719
Oh, hey, Punky, uh, one of the lights
is off in the parking lot. Flip it.
340
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:56,214
- [gasps] Oh, Jesus Christ!
- Whoa!
341
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:59,092
[sighs] You scared the fuck
out of me, you shitty asshole!
342
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,845
I swear, Arlene,
I was not trying to scare you.
343
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,596
I just got lucky.
344
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,474
Oh, hardy-fucking-har.
Go inside.
345
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:08,268
- Wait a minute.
- Why?
346
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:10,895
- I was thinking we could make out.
- What, on a porch?
347
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:12,772
Not even in the bar,
but in front of the entrance?
348
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:15,108
- Forget it.
- No, in my car.
349
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,569
What, out there?
It's wet as fucking 'Nam out there.
350
00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:19,863
Not in my car it's not.
351
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,823
Look, you won't get wet.
352
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:24,033
I promise you.
353
00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:28,538
You know, most guys
wouldn't brag about that.
354
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:32,125
Ha-ha-ha.
You know what I mean.
355
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:36,838
Look, I know you guys are going
to Lake LBJ, and we can't come.
356
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,465
[whiny voice]
I wanna make out!
357
00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:41,759
Okay, just stop with the whining.
It's not attractive.
358
00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:49,017
Okay, but I don't want it
super-fucking obvious
359
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,977
to everybody
in the bar I've been gone,
360
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:53,855
so we'll go in your car, we'll make out
for six minutes and that's it.
361
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:54,939
- Deal?
- Great.
362
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:56,441
No, no, no. Deal or no deal?
363
00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:58,860
If you're gonna whine
when I pull the plug in six minutes,
364
00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:00,987
we can just walk back inside
the fucking bar right now.
365
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:02,614
- Deal. No whining.
- And no begging.
366
00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:05,116
And no begging.
When you say done, it's done.
367
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,327
I'm gonna remember
you said that.
368
00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:08,953
Okay, let's go.
369
00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:12,165
Oh, you got two jobs:
370
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:15,043
kiss good and make sure
my hair don't get wet.
371
00:22:17,879 --> 00:22:20,465
[clanking]
372
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:27,222
dd [1960's blues-rock]
373
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:30,850
[chomping loudly, smacking lips]
374
00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:39,192
d It was early, early one morning d
375
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:42,403
d When I heard my bulldog bark d
376
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:45,740
d 'Twas Staggolee and Billy DeLyon d
377
00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:47,450
d Squabbling in the dark d
378
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:50,119
Now look, you can't look like
you're trying to get her out of here
379
00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:51,579
before Christian Simonson shows up,
380
00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:54,374
but you've got to get her out of here
before Christian Simonson shows up.
381
00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:55,458
But what's the point?
382
00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:57,585
They're going to Shanna's
daddy's house at Lake LBJ,
383
00:22:57,669 --> 00:23:00,213
and it's no guys-
absolutely no guys.
384
00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:03,091
Okay, so after we bring
the girls drinks,
385
00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:07,679
in fairly rapid order, but not obvious,
we order two more rounds of shots.
386
00:23:07,762 --> 00:23:10,223
[chuckling]
You think they're gonna fall for that?
387
00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:13,101
We'll be very convincing.
388
00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:15,478
Now it's time to turn up the volume.
No more fucking around.
389
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:17,939
We go to Jager shots.
390
00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:20,400
[chuckling]
Man, they're not gonna
drink Jager shots.
391
00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:24,028
Dude, as long as a guy's buying the booze,
a fucking bitch'll drink anything.
392
00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:25,780
Come on, dude, we can at least
get one shot of Jager
393
00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:27,407
down these fucking bitches' throats.
394
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,450
After that, we'll see if they got
another Jager shot in them.
395
00:23:29,534 --> 00:23:30,535
You never know.
396
00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:33,162
That could be the shot that puts
them past the point of "fuck it."
397
00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:35,039
Then all of a sudden,
"no guys at the lake house"
398
00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:36,749
turns into "a couple of guys
at the lake house."
399
00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,251
My point exactly.
400
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,628
I know I can at least get
Shanna "Suck My" Banana
401
00:23:40,712 --> 00:23:42,005
to do a fucking Buttery Nipple shot.
402
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,257
What's Julia's sweet shot?
403
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:45,883
- Key lime pie.
- Oh, come on.
404
00:23:45,967 --> 00:23:48,803
Even fucking Leroy Brown'd
do one more for dessert.
405
00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:50,471
[loud chomping,
lip smacking continues]
406
00:23:50,555 --> 00:23:51,848
[snickering]
407
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,808
Dude, check it out.
408
00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:55,768
I wonder if B. J.
brought the Bear with him.
409
00:23:55,852 --> 00:23:58,271
d Well, the last time he shot him d
410
00:23:58,354 --> 00:24:00,189
Jesus!
411
00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:02,692
d Eastbound and down d
[snickering]
412
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:06,696
Dude fucking cut himself
falling out of his time machine.
413
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:10,033
Could I get a chicken suit
for Stroker Ace, please?
414
00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:14,746
d See the hole I shot in his head d
415
00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:17,582
d The high sheriff told the deputies d
416
00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:20,710
- d Get your pistols and come with me d
- [women chattering]
417
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:24,088
X We got to go
and arrest the bad man S
418
00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:27,216
d Known as Staggolee d
419
00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:30,178
- d The deputies took their pistols d
- dd [humming]
420
00:24:30,261 --> 00:24:33,181
d They laid them on the shelf d
421
00:24:33,264 --> 00:24:36,476
d If you want that bad man Staggolee d
422
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:39,312
d You'll have to arrest him yourself d
423
00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:41,981
d The high sheriff asked the bartender d
424
00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:44,192
And where did you two
disappear to?
425
00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:46,944
I had to get something out of the car,
and Nate was gentlemanly enough
426
00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:48,696
to escort me with his umbrella.
427
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:51,157
Ah, good for you, Nate.
428
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,242
You see that pretty girl
sitting by herself at the bar?
429
00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:57,580
Who, the dirty hippie?
430
00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,499
Meow. She's not a hippie.
431
00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:02,335
She might as well be a hippie.
432
00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:04,921
Thank you, Timmy boy.
433
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:07,673
Well, do you know
what just happened to her?
434
00:25:07,757 --> 00:25:11,427
No. But I know she's a skinny,
fake-blonde bitch.
435
00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:15,014
Oh, I'm sorry.
You were telling a story.
436
00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:16,682
What about her?
437
00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:19,352
[chuckles]
438
00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:23,731
Hey, Warren, is there anybody in this place
you could vouch for to give me a ride home?
439
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:28,861
Fair lady, your chariot awaits.
440
00:25:28,945 --> 00:25:30,530
You've been eavesdropping?
441
00:25:30,613 --> 00:25:33,616
Oh, eavesdropping
and can't help but hear.
442
00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:36,703
I think I belong
in the latter category.
443
00:25:36,786 --> 00:25:38,621
So, uh, Icy Hot,
444
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:41,040
are you offering me a ride home?
445
00:25:41,124 --> 00:25:44,627
I'm offering you a lift if,
when I'm ready to leave, you are, too.
446
00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:47,213
And when are you thinking
about leaving?
447
00:25:47,296 --> 00:25:49,549
Truthfully, I'm not thinking about it.
448
00:25:49,632 --> 00:25:53,553
But when I do,
you will be the first to know.
449
00:25:53,636 --> 00:25:55,388
Will you be able to, uh, drive later?
450
00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:58,641
I know looks can be deceiving,
451
00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:00,393
but I'm a teetotaler.
452
00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:02,854
I've been drinking club soda
and lime all night,
453
00:26:02,937 --> 00:26:04,730
and now I'm building up
to my big drink.
454
00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:06,357
Which is what?
455
00:26:06,441 --> 00:26:09,068
Virgin piHa colada.
456
00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:12,905
Okay. Why would someone
who doesn't drink
457
00:26:12,989 --> 00:26:16,200
spend hours at a bar
drinking water?
458
00:26:16,284 --> 00:26:19,412
A bar offers all kind of things
other than alcohol.
459
00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:22,248
Mmm. Really?
460
00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:24,041
Like what?
461
00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:29,172
Women, nacho grande platters,
462
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:31,883
the fellowship of some
fascinating individuals,
463
00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:33,092
like Warren here.
464
00:26:33,176 --> 00:26:34,635
[woman chuckles]
465
00:26:34,719 --> 00:26:37,805
Alcohol is just a lubricant
for all the individual encounters
466
00:26:37,889 --> 00:26:39,599
that a barroom offers.
467
00:26:39,682 --> 00:26:41,934
Ooh. Is that cowboy wisdom?
468
00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:45,229
I'm not a cowboy, Pam.
469
00:26:45,313 --> 00:26:47,064
I'm a stuntman.
470
00:26:47,148 --> 00:26:51,027
But that's a very easy mistake to make.
471
00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:53,362
How do you know my name?
472
00:26:53,446 --> 00:26:56,324
[sighs]
When you were talking with Warren,
473
00:26:56,407 --> 00:26:59,368
couldn't help but overhear.
474
00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:02,205
Fair enough.
So what's your name, Icy?
475
00:27:03,623 --> 00:27:05,875
Stuntman Mike.
476
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:07,543
Stuntman Mike's your name?
477
00:27:08,711 --> 00:27:11,631
You ask anybody.
478
00:27:11,714 --> 00:27:14,634
Hey, Warren, who is this guy?
479
00:27:14,717 --> 00:27:16,385
[Warren]
Stuntman Mike.
480
00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:19,680
- And who the hell is Stuntman Mike?
- He's a stuntman.
481
00:27:19,764 --> 00:27:22,642
Warren, six shots of Wild Turkey!
482
00:27:22,725 --> 00:27:25,436
d And I just got to know d
483
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,813
d Should I forgive d
484
00:27:27,897 --> 00:27:32,109
d And find somebody else d
485
00:27:32,193 --> 00:27:35,821
d You know, I stood yesterday d
486
00:27:35,905 --> 00:27:37,198
Yeah!
487
00:27:37,281 --> 00:27:41,035
- d Oh, I can't stand it again d
- Yeah.
488
00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:45,289
- Let's do 'em.
- Salud.
489
00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:47,124
- Down the snatch.
- [laughter]
490
00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:51,671
You know, Pam,
I think it's time for my big drink.
491
00:27:51,754 --> 00:27:53,506
Well, Stuntman Mike,
492
00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:57,510
since I have a tab here,
can I buy you that virgin piHa colada?
493
00:27:57,593 --> 00:27:59,845
Thank you, Pam.
That would be lovely.
494
00:27:59,929 --> 00:28:04,517
Warren, a, uh, virgin piHa colada
for my stuntman friend,
495
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,270
and I'll have another
Cadillac Cabo Wabo margarita.
496
00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:10,022
Cabo Wabo, virgin.
497
00:28:26,289 --> 00:28:28,291
dd [1960's soul]
498
00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:44,098
d People, I've been misled d
499
00:28:45,516 --> 00:28:49,312
- d And I've been afraid d
- [lip-synching]
500
00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:53,441
d I've been hit in the head d
501
00:28:53,524 --> 00:28:56,736
d And left for dead d
502
00:28:56,819 --> 00:28:59,155
- d I've been abused d
- [Pam laughing]
503
00:29:00,448 --> 00:29:04,327
d And I've been accused d
504
00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:08,122
- S I've been refused S
- [door opens]
505
00:29:08,205 --> 00:29:10,916
X A piece of bread S
506
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,336
Hi, honey. Lanna Frank.
507
00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:15,421
- Mwah! Hey, baby.
- How are you?
508
00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:18,799
- d In my life before d
- Hey.
509
00:29:18,883 --> 00:29:22,511
Hey. What's shaking, bacon?
510
00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:24,764
Hey!
511
00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:29,018
d I want you to stop d
512
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:31,354
It's about fucking time!
513
00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:34,106
Well, beggars can't be choosers.
514
00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:37,151
Take a picture.
It lasts longer.
515
00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:38,861
What?
516
00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:41,864
That table. Seems to keep,
urn, getting your attention.
517
00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:44,825
Is that the girl
from the billboard outside?
518
00:29:44,909 --> 00:29:48,788
- Yep.
- She sure is a striking-looking woman.
519
00:29:48,871 --> 00:29:50,790
It's got gin, tequila--
520
00:29:50,873 --> 00:29:53,292
- Look at that hair.
- Lots of leave-in conditioner.
521
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,381
- Is that jealousy I detect?
- Hardly.
522
00:29:58,464 --> 00:30:02,426
But if you wanna get with, uh, Jungle Julia,
there's a real easy way to do that.
523
00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:03,636
- Really?
- Yeah.
524
00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:05,846
- What would that be?
- Get famous.
525
00:30:05,930 --> 00:30:08,099
You won't have to find her.
She'll find you.
526
00:30:08,182 --> 00:30:11,477
And you don't even wanna know
what she did for that billboard.
527
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,480
Enjoy it, cocksucker.
You've earned it.
528
00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:16,482
What did she ever do to you?
529
00:30:16,565 --> 00:30:19,026
We went to school together
from kindergarten through high school.
530
00:30:19,110 --> 00:30:21,278
That's what she did to me.
531
00:30:21,362 --> 00:30:24,115
She was her height right now at 12.
532
00:30:24,198 --> 00:30:25,825
She was a monster.
533
00:30:25,908 --> 00:30:27,827
Half the guys she still fucks
from the old class,
534
00:30:27,910 --> 00:30:29,870
she used to beat up and terrorize
in the fifth grade.
535
00:30:29,954 --> 00:30:32,581
I see. And she used to beat you up
and take your chocolate milk, huh?
536
00:30:32,665 --> 00:30:34,291
That pituitary case?
537
00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:35,835
Might've kicked my ass
a couple of times.
538
00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:38,879
Sorry. I'm built like a girl,
not a black man.
539
00:30:38,963 --> 00:30:42,591
But I'd die before I ever gave
Julia Lucai my chocolate milk.
540
00:30:42,675 --> 00:30:44,677
dd [ends]
541
00:31:03,696 --> 00:31:05,531
[lighter clicks]
542
00:31:14,248 --> 00:31:17,960
Hey, are you famous or something?
543
00:31:18,044 --> 00:31:19,503
Or something.
544
00:31:19,587 --> 00:31:22,006
No, no, no. Really.
545
00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:24,675
Hey, what do you do?
546
00:31:24,759 --> 00:31:26,302
Really?
547
00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:29,972
What I do is work my ass off
to get my own record label off the ground.
548
00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:32,933
But why that girl
wanted a picture of me
549
00:31:33,017 --> 00:31:35,019
is because I'm a local deejay.
550
00:31:37,313 --> 00:31:39,607
Wait a minute.
551
00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:43,277
You got a billboard
by Big Kahuna Burger, don't you?
552
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:47,281
Yeah. I got one there,
too, Zatoichi.
553
00:31:50,451 --> 00:31:52,411
Yeah.
554
00:31:52,495 --> 00:31:54,747
Jungle Julia Lucai.
555
00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:56,749
Stuntman Mike McKay.
556
00:31:56,832 --> 00:32:01,378
Well, good to meet you,
Stuntman Mike.
557
00:32:01,462 --> 00:32:03,714
Now, my friends and I are gonna
continue to get our weed on.
558
00:32:03,798 --> 00:32:06,509
- Would you care for some?
- Thank you, Julia.
559
00:32:06,592 --> 00:32:09,720
But just the same, no, thanks.
560
00:32:09,804 --> 00:32:11,806
- Suit yourself.
- But, you know-
561
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:17,770
[sneezing attempts]
562
00:32:21,482 --> 00:32:25,027
Aw, shit. Oh, God.
563
00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:28,280
Sorry. It's nothing.
564
00:32:31,659 --> 00:32:33,285
What the fuck was that?
565
00:32:33,369 --> 00:32:35,746
Actually, I do want you
to have a shot.
566
00:32:35,830 --> 00:32:37,790
[laughter]
567
00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:39,792
You got some voucher here.
568
00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:41,460
I asked him what movies
you worked on.
569
00:32:41,544 --> 00:32:43,337
No fucking clue.
570
00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:46,757
Well, technically, I really don't know
if he's ever done anything for sure.
571
00:32:46,841 --> 00:32:49,426
I mean, he shows me
an episode of High Chaparall,
572
00:32:49,510 --> 00:32:52,179
a guy falls off a horse,
he says it's him.
573
00:32:52,263 --> 00:32:54,014
[chuckling]
574
00:32:54,098 --> 00:32:56,183
You know the show The Virginian?
575
00:32:57,810 --> 00:33:00,771
Yeah, well, there was another actor
on that show- Gary Clarke-
576
00:33:00,855 --> 00:33:02,690
and I looked like him a bit.
577
00:33:02,773 --> 00:33:05,818
Obviously,
before I cut myself shaving.
578
00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:07,653
[clicks tongue]
Oh, I like it.
579
00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:12,158
Well, damn if you ain't so sweet,
you make sugar taste just like salt.
580
00:33:12,241 --> 00:33:15,995
Anyway, I did a lot of Virginians
doubling Gary Clarke.
581
00:33:16,078 --> 00:33:19,540
And, uh, then that show
turned into The Men of Shiloh,
582
00:33:19,623 --> 00:33:22,293
they brought on Lee Majors,
and I doubled him.
583
00:33:22,376 --> 00:33:25,546
From that point on,
I specialized mostly in car stunts.
584
00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:29,466
Yeah, I did damn near
the whole third season of Vegas.
585
00:33:29,550 --> 00:33:31,719
I was Robert Urich's driving double.
586
00:33:31,802 --> 00:33:34,763
And then Bob did another show- Gavilan,
587
00:33:34,847 --> 00:33:37,433
and he brought me with him on that till...
588
00:33:39,018 --> 00:33:41,604
And after that...
589
00:33:44,690 --> 00:33:47,568
Do you know any of these shows
or people I'm talking about?
590
00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:49,278
Sorry.
591
00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:51,822
- No.
- No.
592
00:33:54,450 --> 00:33:58,704
So, how exactly does one
become a stuntman,
593
00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:00,789
Stuntman Mike?
594
00:34:00,873 --> 00:34:03,125
[sighs]
Well, in Hollywood,
595
00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:06,045
anybody fool enough
to throw himself down a flight of stairs
596
00:34:06,128 --> 00:34:08,047
can usually find somebody
to pay him for it.
597
00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:10,883
- [chuckles]
- But, really, I got into the business
598
00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:12,593
the way most people
get in the stunt business.
599
00:34:12,676 --> 00:34:15,429
- How's that?
- My brother got me in it.
600
00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:17,848
- Well, who's your brother?
- Stuntman Bob.
601
00:34:17,932 --> 00:34:18,933
[sputters]
602
00:34:24,688 --> 00:34:27,524
[whispering]
I'm trying to get these two shows
happening in New York for November.
603
00:34:27,608 --> 00:34:31,403
[beeping]
604
00:34:31,487 --> 00:34:34,073
- I'm ready to blaze.
- Finally. Yeah.
605
00:34:34,156 --> 00:34:36,825
- You need to catch up with us.
- Now the party can start.
606
00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:37,910
Yep.
607
00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:40,246
Anyhoo, I'm sorry.
608
00:34:40,329 --> 00:34:42,873
Will you forgive me?
609
00:34:42,957 --> 00:34:47,086
But you have to be real nice to me
for the whole rest of the time I'm here.
610
00:34:47,169 --> 00:34:50,130
- Promise. You ready to go to the lake?
- Mm-hmm.
611
00:34:50,214 --> 00:34:51,882
How about your little friend?
You wanna bring him?
612
00:34:51,966 --> 00:34:53,634
I thought no boys.
613
00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:55,678
If you really want him to come,
Shanna won't mind.
614
00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:58,347
So, how about it?
Boys or just us girls?
615
00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:00,099
Us girls.
616
00:35:00,182 --> 00:35:02,935
Good idea.
617
00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:04,687
Ladies.
618
00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:08,565
Thanks.
619
00:35:08,649 --> 00:35:10,609
Cheers, Butterfly.
620
00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:17,157
"The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
621
00:35:17,241 --> 00:35:22,621
"and I have promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep.
622
00:35:22,705 --> 00:35:25,833
"Did you hear me, Butterfly?
623
00:35:25,916 --> 00:35:30,129
Miles to go before you sleep."
624
00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:33,007
Sorry, Stuntman Burt--
625
00:35:33,132 --> 00:35:34,341
Mike.
626
00:35:34,425 --> 00:35:37,803
Mike. She already
broke off that dance.
627
00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:40,848
Is that true?
628
00:35:40,931 --> 00:35:43,642
Did I miss my chance?
629
00:35:46,395 --> 00:35:48,397
Do I frighten you?
630
00:35:53,027 --> 00:35:54,695
Is it my scar?
631
00:35:56,780 --> 00:35:58,657
It's your car.
632
00:35:58,741 --> 00:36:00,951
Ah. Yeah, I know.
633
00:36:01,035 --> 00:36:02,786
Sorry.
634
00:36:02,870 --> 00:36:04,872
It's my mom's car.
635
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,585
Have you been following us?
636
00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:11,837
No. But that's what
I love about Austin.
637
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,006
It's just so damn small.
638
00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:17,384
- You've seen this guy before?
- I saw him outside of Guero's.
639
00:36:17,468 --> 00:36:20,346
And I saw you outside Guero's, too.
640
00:36:20,429 --> 00:36:23,182
You saw my car, I saw your legs.
641
00:36:23,265 --> 00:36:26,602
Now, look, I ain't stalking y'all,
but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf.
642
00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:28,687
So you really weren't following us?
643
00:36:28,771 --> 00:36:30,022
I'm not following you, Butterfly.
644
00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:33,275
I just got lucky.
645
00:36:34,818 --> 00:36:39,114
So, how about that lap dance?
646
00:36:39,198 --> 00:36:41,033
Sorry. It was a one-time-only offer,
647
00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:44,495
and she did it earlier
this evening at Anton's.
648
00:36:44,578 --> 00:36:46,872
- No, she didn't.
- How do you know?
649
00:36:46,955 --> 00:36:49,708
I'm good that way.
650
00:36:49,792 --> 00:36:51,585
And you look a little touched.
651
00:36:51,668 --> 00:36:54,046
- What's "touched"?
- Wounded slightly.
652
00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:55,923
Why should I be wounded?
653
00:36:56,006 --> 00:36:58,425
Because you expected guys
to be pestering you all night,
654
00:36:58,509 --> 00:37:02,387
but from your look,
I can tell nobody pestered you at all.
655
00:37:02,471 --> 00:37:04,932
That kind of hurt your feelings
a little bit, didn't it?
656
00:37:06,683 --> 00:37:09,895
There are few things
as fetching as a bruised ego
657
00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:11,939
on a beautiful angel.
658
00:37:15,234 --> 00:37:18,278
So...
659
00:37:18,362 --> 00:37:23,075
how about that lap dance?
660
00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:25,661
I think I'm gonna have to
give you a rain check.
661
00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,791
Well, since you'll be leaving
in the next couple of days,
662
00:37:30,874 --> 00:37:34,670
that rain check will be worthless.
663
00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:37,756
But that's okay.
664
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,426
I understand
if I make you uncomfortable.
665
00:37:40,509 --> 00:37:43,262
You're still a nice girl,
666
00:37:43,345 --> 00:37:46,140
and I still like you.
667
00:37:46,265 --> 00:37:49,685
But I must warn you of something.
668
00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:51,770
You know how people say...
669
00:37:51,854 --> 00:37:53,981
[imitating John Wayne]
"You're okay in my book,"
670
00:37:54,064 --> 00:37:57,359
or, "In my book, that's no good"?
671
00:37:57,443 --> 00:38:02,698
[normal voice]
Well, I actually have a book.
672
00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:04,658
[imitating John Wayne]
And everybody I ever meet
673
00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:07,035
goes in this book.
674
00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:11,081
And now I've met you,
and you're going in the book.
675
00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:12,666
[chuckles]
676
00:38:12,749 --> 00:38:18,297
[normal voice]
Except I'm afraid I must file you...
677
00:38:19,298 --> 00:38:22,468
under "chickenshit."
678
00:38:22,551 --> 00:38:24,553
And what if I did it?
679
00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:29,308
Well, I definitely couldn't file you
under "chickenshit" then, now, could I?
680
00:38:29,391 --> 00:38:31,894
What's your name again?
681
00:38:31,977 --> 00:38:32,978
Stuntman Mike.
682
00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:36,815
Well, Stuntman Mike, I'm Butterfly.
683
00:38:36,899 --> 00:38:41,695
My friend Jungle Julia over here says
that jukebox inside is pretty impressive.
684
00:38:41,778 --> 00:38:44,156
- Yeah, it is.
- Yeah.
685
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:48,202
Why don't you go get ready
for your lap dance?
686
00:38:49,578 --> 00:38:52,706
[inhales, exhales deeply]
687
00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:01,381
[door opens]
688
00:39:01,465 --> 00:39:05,302
What about "kind of cute, kind of hot,
kind of sexy, hysterically funny,
689
00:39:05,385 --> 00:39:07,888
but not funny-looking guy
who you could fuck"
690
00:39:07,971 --> 00:39:09,348
did you not understand?
691
00:39:09,431 --> 00:39:10,682
dd [1950's R&B]
692
00:39:10,766 --> 00:39:13,769
dd [men vocalizing]
693
00:39:22,152 --> 00:39:24,154
dd [vocalizing continues]
694
00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:36,375
- [Man] d A-down in a-Mexicali d
- [chorus: doo-wop vocalizations]
695
00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:41,380
d There's a crazy little place that I know d
696
00:39:41,463 --> 00:39:46,343
d Where the drinks are hotter
than the chili sauce d
697
00:39:46,426 --> 00:39:50,806
d And the boss is a cat named Joe d
698
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:53,767
d He wears a red bandana d
699
00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:56,270
d Plays a cool "piana" d
700
00:39:56,395 --> 00:40:01,066
[Chorus]
d In a honky-tonk down in Mexico d
701
00:40:01,149 --> 00:40:04,069
d He wears a purple sash d
702
00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:06,405
d And a black moustache d
703
00:40:06,488 --> 00:40:10,742
d In a honky-tonk down in Mexico d
704
00:40:10,826 --> 00:40:15,872
d Well, the first time
that I saw him d
705
00:40:15,956 --> 00:40:20,877
d He was a-sitting on a "plana" stool d
706
00:40:20,961 --> 00:40:25,632
d Isaid-a, "Tell me, man,
when does the fun begin"? d
707
00:40:25,716 --> 00:40:28,969
d He just winked his eye and said d
708
00:40:29,052 --> 00:40:30,554
d "Man, be cool" d
709
00:40:30,637 --> 00:40:33,390
d He wears a red bandana d
710
00:40:33,473 --> 00:40:35,559
d Plays a cool "piana" d
711
00:40:35,642 --> 00:40:40,480
d In a honky-tonk down in Mexico d
712
00:40:40,564 --> 00:40:43,317
d He wears a purple sash d
713
00:40:43,442 --> 00:40:45,694
d And a black moustache d
714
00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:51,033
d In a honky-tonk
down in Mexico, in Mexico d
715
00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:55,704
- S All of a sudden, in walks a chick S
- S In Mexico S
716
00:40:55,787 --> 00:41:00,042
- d Joe starts playing on a Latin kick d
- d In Mexico d
717
00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:04,171
- d Around her waist
she wore three fishnets d
- d In Mexico d
718
00:41:04,254 --> 00:41:08,467
- d She started dancing with the castanets d
- d In Mexico d
719
00:41:08,550 --> 00:41:12,471
- d I didn't know just what to expect d
- d In Mexico d
720
00:41:12,554 --> 00:41:16,683
- S She threw her arms around my neck S
- S In Mexico S
721
00:41:16,767 --> 00:41:20,520
- d We started dancing all around the floor d
- d In Mexico d
722
00:41:20,604 --> 00:41:24,441
d And then she did a dance
I never saw before d
723
00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:28,987
- d So if you're south of the border d
- d [chorus: doo-wop vocalizations]
724
00:41:29,071 --> 00:41:33,742
- d I mean, a-down in a-Mexico d
- [lip-synching]
725
00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:36,495
d And you wanna get straight, man d
726
00:41:36,578 --> 00:41:38,497
d Don't hesitate d
727
00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:42,501
X Just look up a cat named Joe S
728
00:41:42,584 --> 00:41:44,920
d He wears a red bandana d
729
00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:47,631
d Plays a cool "piana" d
730
00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:52,052
d In a honky-tonk down in Mexico d
731
00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:54,930
d He wears a purple sash d
732
00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:57,265
d And a black moustache d
733
00:41:57,349 --> 00:41:58,850
d In à ïîïêó-- d
734
00:41:58,934 --> 00:42:01,103
[chattering]
735
00:42:01,186 --> 00:42:03,021
I'm driving.
736
00:42:03,105 --> 00:42:05,273
We're gonna go somewhere else.
We're gonna go hang out.
737
00:42:05,357 --> 00:42:07,359
- You ready to go?
- Yeah.
738
00:42:07,442 --> 00:42:09,861
- Bye.
- [Women] Bye.
739
00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:14,533
I think you got Mike laid tonight.
740
00:42:14,616 --> 00:42:16,201
[both laugh]
741
00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:19,287
Lookin' good, Cannonball Run!
742
00:42:19,371 --> 00:42:21,581
He's just giving me a ride.
743
00:42:21,665 --> 00:42:25,085
- Oh, no doubt.
- Have a nice ride!
744
00:42:25,168 --> 00:42:26,670
[both laugh]
745
00:42:26,753 --> 00:42:28,880
Look, double fucks...
746
00:42:31,758 --> 00:42:34,636
uh-uh, I am not gonna fuck him.
747
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,556
- I can hear you.
- [both laugh]
748
00:42:37,639 --> 00:42:41,560
- He's old enough to be my dad-
- I can still hear you.
749
00:42:41,643 --> 00:42:43,895
[laughter continues]
750
00:42:43,979 --> 00:42:47,566
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
751
00:42:53,071 --> 00:42:54,990
Wow, that's fucking scary.
752
00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:56,742
Yeah, well,
I wanted it to be impressive.
753
00:42:56,825 --> 00:43:00,704
Scary tends to impress.
754
00:43:00,787 --> 00:43:02,581
Is it safe?
755
00:43:02,664 --> 00:43:05,584
Oh, it's better than safe.
It's death proof.
756
00:43:05,667 --> 00:43:08,253
How do you make a car death proof?
757
00:43:08,336 --> 00:43:10,130
Well, that's what stuntmen do.
758
00:43:10,213 --> 00:43:12,716
You've seen a movie
where a car gets into some smash-up
759
00:43:12,799 --> 00:43:15,719
there ain't no way in hell
anybody's walking away from?
760
00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:16,887
Yeah.
761
00:43:16,970 --> 00:43:18,722
Well, how do you think they accomplish that?
762
00:43:18,805 --> 00:43:21,433
- CGI?
- [laughing]
763
00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:25,770
Well, unfortunately, Pam, nowadays,
more often than not, you're right.
764
00:43:25,854 --> 00:43:28,774
But back in the all-or-nothing days,
the Vanishing Point days,
765
00:43:28,857 --> 00:43:31,026
the Dirty Mary Crazy Larry days,
766
00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:32,944
the White Line Fever days-
767
00:43:33,028 --> 00:43:35,739
real cars
smashing into real cars
768
00:43:35,822 --> 00:43:38,617
with real dumb people
driving them.
769
00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:41,828
So, you give the stunt team
the car you want to smash up,
770
00:43:41,912 --> 00:43:44,122
take her and reinforce
that fucker everywhere,
771
00:43:44,206 --> 00:43:49,544
and voilà, you got yourself
a death-proof automobile.
772
00:43:50,629 --> 00:43:51,630
That makes sense.
773
00:43:51,713 --> 00:43:54,007
I just didn't know you could
make a car death proof.
774
00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:56,009
Hell, I can drive this baby
into a brick wall
775
00:43:56,092 --> 00:44:00,222
doing 125 miles an hour
just for the experience.
776
00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:03,141
[chuckles]
777
00:44:07,187 --> 00:44:09,189
[Pam]
Why is your passenger seat in a box?
778
00:44:09,272 --> 00:44:10,982
Well, this is a movie car.
779
00:44:11,066 --> 00:44:14,110
Sometimes when you're shooting a crash,
director wants to put a camera in the car.
780
00:44:14,194 --> 00:44:16,738
You know, shoot the crash
from the inside.
781
00:44:16,822 --> 00:44:19,658
That's where you put the camera.
They call it a crash box. Here.
782
00:44:21,451 --> 00:44:22,994
There you go.
783
00:44:23,078 --> 00:44:24,454
[chuckles]
784
00:44:24,538 --> 00:44:26,665
You know, when you asked
to drive me home,
785
00:44:26,748 --> 00:44:28,667
you didn't mention your car
didn't have a passenger seat.
786
00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:31,670
Yeah, well, actually,
I didn't ask to drive you home.
787
00:44:31,753 --> 00:44:35,048
You asked me for a ride, and I said yes.
But look at the bright side, Pam.
788
00:44:35,131 --> 00:44:38,176
I won't be getting fresh
putting my hand on your knee.
789
00:44:38,260 --> 00:44:39,970
[laughs]
790
00:44:40,053 --> 00:44:42,806
That is the bright side.
791
00:44:42,889 --> 00:44:45,517
I thought so.
792
00:44:53,608 --> 00:44:56,611
[women laughing]
793
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,041
[laughing]
794
00:45:10,125 --> 00:45:12,460
Well, Pam, which way you going?
795
00:45:12,544 --> 00:45:14,379
- Left or right?
- Right.
796
00:45:14,462 --> 00:45:16,965
Ah, that's too bad.
797
00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:18,300
Why?
798
00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:22,053
Well, because there was a 50-50 shot
on whether you'd be going left or right.
799
00:45:22,137 --> 00:45:24,222
You see, we're both going left.
800
00:45:24,306 --> 00:45:26,516
You could've just as easily
been going left, too,
801
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:27,726
and if that was the case,
802
00:45:27,809 --> 00:45:30,270
it would've been a while
before you started getting scared.
803
00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:32,814
But since you're going the other way,
804
00:45:32,898 --> 00:45:34,774
I'm afraid...
805
00:45:34,858 --> 00:45:39,070
you're gonna have to start
getting scared... immediately.
806
00:45:39,154 --> 00:45:41,281
- [engine revving]
- What the fuck?
807
00:45:41,364 --> 00:45:43,533
[tires screeching]
808
00:45:49,748 --> 00:45:51,750
Cocksucking motherfucker!
809
00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:53,585
Just fucking let me out of here!
810
00:45:53,668 --> 00:45:54,920
I'll fucking rip your fucking--
811
00:45:55,003 --> 00:45:56,338
Stop the fucking car!
812
00:45:56,421 --> 00:45:58,381
[yelling]
813
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,678
- [tires continue screeching]
- [big rig horn honks]
814
00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:25,200
[grunting]
815
00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:38,630
[sobs]
816
00:46:38,713 --> 00:46:41,675
Okay, here's the thing.
817
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,969
[forced chuckle]
I get it.
818
00:46:44,052 --> 00:46:47,472
I-- I know it's a joke,
and it's super-funny.
819
00:46:47,555 --> 00:46:51,601
Um, but if you just stop right now,
820
00:46:51,685 --> 00:46:53,979
you know, and-- and- and let me out,
821
00:46:54,062 --> 00:46:57,190
I'll never tell anybody,
because I know it's a joke.
822
00:46:57,273 --> 00:46:59,192
I know all about jokes.
823
00:46:59,275 --> 00:47:00,652
[forced laugh]
824
00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:03,446
I promise everything will be fine.
825
00:47:03,530 --> 00:47:06,199
Just-- Just- Just let me out,
826
00:47:06,282 --> 00:47:08,410
please, and- and-
827
00:47:08,493 --> 00:47:10,328
Hey, Pam,
828
00:47:10,412 --> 00:47:13,665
remember when I said
this car was death proof?
829
00:47:14,666 --> 00:47:17,002
Well, that wasn't a lie.
830
00:47:17,085 --> 00:47:20,171
This car is 100% death proof.
831
00:47:20,255 --> 00:47:23,466
Only, to get the benefit of it, honey,
832
00:47:23,550 --> 00:47:26,928
you really need to be
sitting in my seat.
833
00:47:40,066 --> 00:47:42,068
[gasping]
834
00:47:45,947 --> 00:47:48,366
[gasping continues]
835
00:48:04,215 --> 00:48:08,178
Now I gotta catch me
my other girlfriends.
836
00:48:11,806 --> 00:48:13,892
[tires screeching]
837
00:48:22,192 --> 00:48:23,193
No, no, no, no.
838
00:48:23,276 --> 00:48:27,238
It's Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mitch and Tich.
839
00:48:27,322 --> 00:48:30,241
So you got it?
Thanks, honey.
840
00:48:30,325 --> 00:48:32,911
You're gonna play it next song, right?
841
00:48:32,994 --> 00:48:35,413
Good boy.
842
00:48:35,497 --> 00:48:38,124
Growl.
843
00:48:38,208 --> 00:48:40,251
Bye-bye.
844
00:48:40,335 --> 00:48:41,920
Who do you wanna hear?
845
00:48:42,003 --> 00:48:43,671
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich.
846
00:48:43,755 --> 00:48:45,006
Who?
847
00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:48,134
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich.
848
00:48:48,218 --> 00:48:49,928
Who the fuck are they?
849
00:48:50,011 --> 00:48:53,973
For your information, Pete Townshend,
at one point, almost quit The Who,
850
00:48:54,057 --> 00:48:56,476
and if he had,
he would've ended up in this group,
851
00:48:56,559 --> 00:49:00,438
thus making it Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mitch, Tich and Pete.
852
00:49:00,522 --> 00:49:02,857
And if you ask me, he should have.
853
00:49:02,941 --> 00:49:06,236
- dd [1960's rock]
- That's my boy!
854
00:49:18,373 --> 00:49:20,583
[Man]
d Hold tight, count to three d
855
00:49:20,667 --> 00:49:22,335
d Gotta stay close by me d
856
00:49:22,418 --> 00:49:24,462
d And hold tight, sing and shout d
857
00:49:24,546 --> 00:49:26,464
d Just ride my roundabout d
858
00:49:26,548 --> 00:49:28,299
d And hold tight, shut your eyes d
859
00:49:28,383 --> 00:49:33,680
d Girl, you suit me for si-i-i-i-i-i-ize d
860
00:49:33,763 --> 00:49:37,058
d Forget the other guys d
861
00:49:37,142 --> 00:49:39,519
[Chorus]
S You'll never fall S
862
00:49:39,602 --> 00:49:41,020
d Each time you call d
863
00:49:41,104 --> 00:49:44,941
d Hold ti-ight, hold ti-ight d
864
00:49:45,024 --> 00:49:50,822
d Hold ti-i-i-i-ight d
865
00:49:50,905 --> 00:49:53,074
d Hold tight, make me feel d
866
00:49:53,158 --> 00:49:54,993
d What you say is for real d
867
00:49:55,076 --> 00:49:57,036
d And hold tight, carousel d
868
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,580
d Girl, you'll soon ring my bell d
869
00:49:58,663 --> 00:50:00,748
d And hold tight and we'll fly d
870
00:50:00,832 --> 00:50:05,920
d Swing it low, swing it hi-i-i-i-i-i-igh d
871
00:50:06,004 --> 00:50:09,841
d We're gonna make the sky d
872
00:50:09,924 --> 00:50:11,718
d You'll never fall- d
873
00:50:11,801 --> 00:50:13,887
[tires screeching]
874
00:50:16,806 --> 00:50:18,892
[engine revving]
875
00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:28,401
[revving continues]
876
00:50:32,864 --> 00:50:34,449
[screeching]
877
00:50:39,537 --> 00:50:41,372
dd [continues]
878
00:50:53,593 --> 00:50:56,596
I wanna hear
this part of the song louder!
879
00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:58,973
[volume increases]
880
00:51:44,102 --> 00:51:46,396
Do you remember anything?
881
00:51:47,647 --> 00:51:50,608
[Stuntman Mike]
Uh, I don't remember.
882
00:51:53,486 --> 00:51:55,488
[Man]
Dr. Block.
883
00:52:01,619 --> 00:52:04,455
[Woman on P. A. system]
Self restraints to room 310.
884
00:52:04,539 --> 00:52:07,125
Self restraints to room 310.
885
00:52:08,209 --> 00:52:13,423
Well, what's the patient's
prognosis, Dr. Block?
886
00:52:13,506 --> 00:52:15,800
I don't really see
it's any of your business.
887
00:52:15,883 --> 00:52:17,885
Come on now, sis.
888
00:52:17,969 --> 00:52:19,971
You just tell us.
889
00:52:20,054 --> 00:52:22,056
How bad is he?
890
00:52:25,977 --> 00:52:27,979
He got banged up real good.
891
00:52:28,062 --> 00:52:30,189
Busted nose, broken collarbone,
892
00:52:30,273 --> 00:52:32,316
smashed up his left index finger.
893
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:34,235
Is that it?
894
00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:37,113
He was real lucky.
895
00:52:37,196 --> 00:52:39,198
[chuckles]
896
00:52:39,282 --> 00:52:40,992
That'll be all?
897
00:52:41,075 --> 00:52:45,038
Why, that's more than enough,
and I wanna thank you, Dr. Block.
898
00:52:48,249 --> 00:52:50,043
Son of a bitch!
899
00:52:51,252 --> 00:52:54,505
So, Pop, what do you think?
900
00:52:54,589 --> 00:52:56,883
Well, son number one,
901
00:52:56,966 --> 00:52:59,010
what I think is so goddamn ghoulish,
902
00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:01,429
I hesitate to speak it out loud.
903
00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:03,848
Well, give it a shot.
904
00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:07,185
Well, what we have here
is a case of vehicular homicide.
905
00:53:07,268 --> 00:53:10,021
That old boy in there
murdered them pretty little gals.
906
00:53:10,104 --> 00:53:13,900
I mean, he used a car and not a hatchet,
but they dead just the same.
907
00:53:15,401 --> 00:53:18,279
Well, what are you gonna do?
908
00:53:18,362 --> 00:53:20,364
Not a goddamn thing.
909
00:53:20,448 --> 00:53:23,117
The DA says ain't no crime here.
910
00:53:23,201 --> 00:53:25,995
Every one of them gals
was swimming in alcohol
911
00:53:26,079 --> 00:53:28,206
and floating on weed.
912
00:53:28,289 --> 00:53:30,583
And old Hooper in there
913
00:53:30,666 --> 00:53:32,585
came out clean as a whistle.
914
00:53:32,668 --> 00:53:36,589
Now, you actually think that he
premeditatedly murdered them gals?
915
00:53:36,672 --> 00:53:38,508
Well, I can't prove it,
916
00:53:38,591 --> 00:53:42,011
but since thinking don't cost nothing,
I can think it, and I do.
917
00:53:42,095 --> 00:53:45,390
Yeah, but, Pop, he got
pretty banged up hisself.
918
00:53:45,473 --> 00:53:47,725
Well, hell, yeah, he got banged up,
but God damn!
919
00:53:47,809 --> 00:53:50,728
Them pretty little gals
look like a goddamn giant
920
00:53:50,812 --> 00:53:52,355
chewed 'em up and spit 'em out.
921
00:53:52,438 --> 00:53:53,898
Any of 'em survive?
922
00:53:53,981 --> 00:53:55,608
[scoffs]
Shit.
923
00:53:55,691 --> 00:53:58,236
Two tons of metal,
200 miles an hour,
924
00:53:58,319 --> 00:54:01,072
flesh and bone
and plain old Newton...
925
00:54:01,155 --> 00:54:03,616
They all princess died.
926
00:54:09,831 --> 00:54:11,457
Why?
927
00:54:11,541 --> 00:54:16,337
Well, I'd guestimate
it's a sex thing.
928
00:54:16,421 --> 00:54:18,089
The only way I can figure it.
929
00:54:18,172 --> 00:54:20,258
High-velocity impact,
930
00:54:20,341 --> 00:54:23,261
twisted metal, busted glass,
931
00:54:23,344 --> 00:54:27,098
all four souls taken
exactly at the same time.
932
00:54:27,181 --> 00:54:32,478
Probably the only way that
diabolical degenerate can shoot his goo.
933
00:54:32,562 --> 00:54:35,273
Yeah, I think the only thing
we can dream of getting that bastard on
934
00:54:35,356 --> 00:54:38,776
is vehicular manslaughter
for the hitchhiker in the death box.
935
00:54:38,860 --> 00:54:41,779
That was just plain old goddamn
reckless endangerment.
936
00:54:41,863 --> 00:54:45,491
But I got me a goddamn bartender
gonna testify
937
00:54:45,575 --> 00:54:48,995
that old Stuntman Mike
didn't drink a drop all night,
938
00:54:49,078 --> 00:54:52,123
and his passenger
was left stranded by her date
939
00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:56,127
in the goddamn rain, no less,
and she asked him for the fucking ride.
940
00:54:56,210 --> 00:55:00,006
Now, on paper, it's gonna look like
he's just trying to help her out.
941
00:55:00,089 --> 00:55:02,425
I mean, that's the way
the jury's gonna see it.
942
00:55:02,508 --> 00:55:04,510
So what are you gonna do, Pop?
943
00:55:04,594 --> 00:55:05,636
[clicks tongue]
944
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:09,056
Well, I can take it upon myself
to work the case, you know,
945
00:55:09,140 --> 00:55:10,600
in my off hours.
946
00:55:10,683 --> 00:55:13,853
Search for evidence,
you know, to prove my theory.
947
00:55:13,936 --> 00:55:17,482
Alert authorities.
Dog that rotten son of a bitch.
948
00:55:17,565 --> 00:55:18,858
Wherever he goes, I go.
949
00:55:18,941 --> 00:55:21,652
Or I can spend
950
00:55:21,736 --> 00:55:24,322
the same goddamn amount
of time and energy
951
00:55:24,405 --> 00:55:27,158
following the NASCAR circuit.
952
00:55:27,241 --> 00:55:29,410
Hmm. I thought about it a lot.
953
00:55:29,493 --> 00:55:33,122
I think I'd have a hell of lot
happier life if I did the latter.
954
00:55:33,206 --> 00:55:38,419
And just because I can't punish old...
Frankenstein in there for what he's done,
955
00:55:38,503 --> 00:55:41,464
I'm gonna tell you
like the Lord told John.
956
00:55:41,547 --> 00:55:43,424
If he ever does it again,
957
00:55:43,507 --> 00:55:46,844
I can make goddamn sure
he don't do it in Texas.
958
00:55:46,928 --> 00:55:50,348
dd [blues rock]
959
00:55:57,939 --> 00:56:01,359
d You know, you're sliding down d
960
00:56:01,442 --> 00:56:03,236
d Against your heart d
961
00:56:03,361 --> 00:56:04,445
[tires screeching]
962
00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:06,697
d Yeah, you got one d
963
00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:12,745
d Just closing your eyes d
964
00:56:12,828 --> 00:56:16,457
d So you can see d
965
00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:19,669
d So you can see d
966
00:56:19,752 --> 00:56:22,421
d No, baby, I don't care
what they say d
967
00:56:22,505 --> 00:56:24,840
d It's so easy d
968
00:56:28,386 --> 00:56:31,347
d No, baby, I don't care
what they say d
969
00:56:31,430 --> 00:56:33,766
d It's so easy d
970
00:56:37,144 --> 00:56:40,565
d Yeah, it's coming on d
971
00:56:40,648 --> 00:56:44,235
d It's getting sweeter d
972
00:56:44,318 --> 00:56:47,196
d And sweeter d
973
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:49,240
[chuckling]
974
00:56:49,323 --> 00:56:51,534
d If you're gonna drown d
975
00:56:52,868 --> 00:56:54,954
d Do it the right way d
976
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:59,792
d Do it the right way d
977
00:56:59,875 --> 00:57:02,003
d I don't care what they say d
978
00:57:02,086 --> 00:57:05,548
d It's so easy d
979
00:57:08,634 --> 00:57:10,928
d I don't care what they say d
980
00:57:11,012 --> 00:57:12,680
- d It's so- d [chuckling]
- [radio off]
981
00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:15,808
- So, are you on the same floor with him?
- No, he's on the 4th and I'm on the 7th.
982
00:57:15,891 --> 00:57:18,227
- Who's in whose room?
- He's in mine.
983
00:57:18,311 --> 00:57:20,646
- And, so, what happened then?
- That was pretty much it.
984
00:57:20,730 --> 00:57:23,941
We made out in the hall for about 10 minutes,
and then I sent him off to his room.
985
00:57:24,025 --> 00:57:27,862
- So, how's The Rock as a kisser?
- Mmm, he's damn good!
986
00:57:27,945 --> 00:57:30,448
He's got them mushy lips
and fingertips.
987
00:57:30,531 --> 00:57:32,283
Mmm, I love them mushy lips.
988
00:57:32,366 --> 00:57:33,451
And he's a big guy,
989
00:57:33,534 --> 00:57:35,536
so he spins me around
so my back's up against him.
990
00:57:35,619 --> 00:57:38,289
Then he takes his big hand,
and he puts it on my throat,
991
00:57:38,372 --> 00:57:40,708
tilts my head back
and leans over me,
992
00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:42,918
kisses me from behind.
993
00:57:43,002 --> 00:57:46,255
- Damn, that sounds sexy!
- Mmm, it was sexy.
994
00:57:46,339 --> 00:57:48,174
But then that was it?
You sent him off?
995
00:57:48,257 --> 00:57:49,925
[chuckles]
How'd he take it?
996
00:57:50,009 --> 00:57:51,635
Wait a minute.
What are we doing here?
997
00:57:51,719 --> 00:57:53,721
If I'm gonna power through
and pick up Zoe at the airport,
998
00:57:53,804 --> 00:57:55,473
I need a big-ass cup of coffee.
999
00:57:55,556 --> 00:57:56,557
Since you're getting that,
1000
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:59,310
can you get some more vodka
and some more sugar-free Red Bull?
1001
00:58:01,479 --> 00:58:02,980
We didn't know you were awake.
1002
00:58:03,064 --> 00:58:05,066
I'm not awake. I'm asleep.
1003
00:58:05,149 --> 00:58:08,235
But get some more vodka
and some more sugar-free Red Bull anyway.
1004
00:58:08,319 --> 00:58:10,154
And some Red Apple Tans.
1005
00:58:10,237 --> 00:58:13,491
Damn! I didn't stop
to get you bitches groceries!
1006
00:58:14,617 --> 00:58:17,286
- You remember how
to get to the airport, don't you?
- Uh-huh.
1007
00:58:17,370 --> 00:58:18,829
Well, then, you should
get behind the wheel,
1008
00:58:18,913 --> 00:58:20,706
'cause you gonna drive.
1009
00:58:22,124 --> 00:58:23,668
Motherfuckers!
1010
00:58:27,213 --> 00:58:29,340
[door bell chimes]
1011
00:58:39,100 --> 00:58:40,559
[door bell chimes]
1012
00:58:40,643 --> 00:58:42,353
They ain't got sugar-free Red Bull.
1013
00:58:42,436 --> 00:58:45,564
They got regular Red Bull
and sugar-free G. O. juice.
1014
00:58:45,648 --> 00:58:48,150
- G. O.
- G. O. !
1015
00:59:13,134 --> 00:59:15,553
d It's not the way you kiss j
1016
00:59:15,636 --> 00:59:19,557
d That tears me apart j
1017
00:59:22,643 --> 00:59:27,064
d Many, many, many nights go by j
1018
00:59:27,148 --> 00:59:30,985
d I sit alone at home and cry j
1019
00:59:31,068 --> 00:59:32,903
d Over you j
1020
00:59:32,987 --> 00:59:36,407
d What can I do? j
1021
00:59:36,490 --> 00:59:39,118
d Don't want nobody j
1022
00:59:39,201 --> 00:59:41,328
d Nobody j
1023
00:59:41,412 --> 00:59:46,459
d 'Cause, baby, it's you j
1024
00:59:54,425 --> 00:59:58,012
d Is it true what they say j
1025
00:59:58,095 --> 01:00:03,100
d All about you? j
1026
01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:07,688
d They say you'll never, ever, never j
1027
01:00:07,771 --> 01:00:10,941
d Be true j
1028
01:00:12,401 --> 01:00:15,362
d It doesn't matter j
1029
01:00:15,446 --> 01:00:17,114
d What they say j
1030
01:00:17,198 --> 01:00:20,618
d I know I'm gonna love you
any old way j
1031
01:00:20,701 --> 01:00:24,330
d What would I do j
1032
01:00:24,413 --> 01:00:26,916
d Without you? j
1033
01:00:26,999 --> 01:00:30,169
d I don't want nobody j
1034
01:00:30,252 --> 01:00:33,130
Where the hell are my keys?
Oh, here they are.
1035
01:00:33,214 --> 01:00:35,966
Oh, sorry. I didn't mean
to give you a concert there.
1036
01:00:36,050 --> 01:00:38,844
No, it wasn't you.
1037
01:00:38,928 --> 01:00:41,931
That guy bumped into my feet
when he walked by.
1038
01:00:43,224 --> 01:00:45,643
I don't know why,
but that kind of creeped me out.
1039
01:00:48,813 --> 01:00:50,064
[exhaling forcefully]
1040
01:00:50,147 --> 01:00:53,067
- [engine starts]
- [radio resumes]
1041
01:00:53,275 --> 01:00:55,361
d I don't care what they say d
1042
01:00:55,444 --> 01:00:58,697
d It's so easy d
1043
01:00:58,864 --> 01:01:01,033
[tires screeching]
1044
01:01:02,034 --> 01:01:04,078
d I don't care what they say d
1045
01:01:04,203 --> 01:01:06,789
d It's so- d
[chuckling]
1046
01:01:11,460 --> 01:01:12,878
Little dick.
1047
01:01:15,506 --> 01:01:17,424
Clearly.
1048
01:01:17,508 --> 01:01:19,635
Since I'm up,
1049
01:01:19,718 --> 01:01:23,138
I might as well hit the ATM.
1050
01:01:24,139 --> 01:01:26,350
Get me a fucking smoke.
1051
01:01:27,601 --> 01:01:29,562
[sighs]
1052
01:02:09,435 --> 01:02:12,771
[car idling]
1053
01:02:18,611 --> 01:02:20,112
[engine revving]
1054
01:02:20,195 --> 01:02:22,865
[tires screeching]
1055
01:02:50,309 --> 01:02:52,102
What?
1056
01:02:52,186 --> 01:02:54,271
Did you just see the-
1057
01:02:54,355 --> 01:02:55,898
What?
1058
01:02:55,981 --> 01:02:59,109
[chuckles]
Nothing, honey.
1059
01:03:02,321 --> 01:03:04,114
[mutters]
1060
01:03:06,283 --> 01:03:08,285
[door bell chimes]
1061
01:03:15,959 --> 01:03:18,962
- [sighs]
- [whistling tune on phone]
1062
01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:23,175
Yello.
1063
01:03:23,258 --> 01:03:24,635
It's me.
1064
01:03:24,718 --> 01:03:26,261
Miss me?
1065
01:03:26,345 --> 01:03:30,057
Oh, you best get your ass
off Kim's car.
1066
01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:31,850
I've seen Kim sit on it before.
1067
01:03:31,934 --> 01:03:33,894
Her ass ain't your ass.
1068
01:03:33,977 --> 01:03:35,562
Okay.
1069
01:03:35,646 --> 01:03:38,399
So, I think I'm in
this month's issue of Allure.
1070
01:03:42,069 --> 01:03:43,487
You got Allure?
1071
01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:45,489
Magazines by the window.
1072
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:02,339
Here you are!
1073
01:04:02,423 --> 01:04:03,757
[laughs]
1074
01:04:03,841 --> 01:04:06,593
You hot mama, you.
1075
01:04:06,677 --> 01:04:08,095
See you in a second.
1076
01:04:09,221 --> 01:04:11,306
3. 85. Out of 20.
1077
01:04:11,390 --> 01:04:13,017
[beeping]
1078
01:04:15,477 --> 01:04:17,354
And you get 15 and change back.
1079
01:04:17,438 --> 01:04:19,189
Thank you very much.
1080
01:04:20,774 --> 01:04:23,986
You know, I got other fashion magazines
for sale behind the counter.
1081
01:04:26,488 --> 01:04:28,991
No, that's okay.
This'll be all.
1082
01:04:29,074 --> 01:04:30,868
- Thought I'd ask.
- Thanks anyway.
1083
01:04:30,951 --> 01:04:32,578
Have a good one.
1084
01:04:35,164 --> 01:04:38,459
I got this month's issue
of Italian Vogue.
1085
01:04:43,130 --> 01:04:46,091
This month's?
1086
01:04:46,175 --> 01:04:48,886
Listen to this.
1087
01:04:48,969 --> 01:04:52,973
The Circle A clerk has
this month's issue of Italian Vogue.
1088
01:04:53,057 --> 01:04:54,475
- No way.
- Way.
1089
01:04:54,558 --> 01:04:57,060
I can't believe a fucking Circle A
carries Italian Vogue.
1090
01:04:57,144 --> 01:04:59,813
It doesn't.
It's his own personal copy.
1091
01:04:59,897 --> 01:05:01,899
He'll let it go for 27 bucks.
1092
01:05:01,982 --> 01:05:03,817
[scoffs]
Twenty-seven bucks?
1093
01:05:03,901 --> 01:05:06,278
What the fuck do you care?
We're talking about fucking per diem here.
1094
01:05:06,361 --> 01:05:09,281
Look, we found an issue of Italian Vogue
in Lebanon, Tennessee.
1095
01:05:09,364 --> 01:05:11,366
We're lucky he's not asking
for fucking Krugerrands.
1096
01:05:11,450 --> 01:05:13,494
I'm getting it,
and we're splitting it three ways.
1097
01:05:13,577 --> 01:05:14,745
What, me, you and Kim?
1098
01:05:14,828 --> 01:05:16,413
No, Kim doesn't give a shit
about Italian Vogue.
1099
01:05:16,497 --> 01:05:20,459
But Brandy will come in with us,
and if she won't, Tysla, her sister, will.
1100
01:05:21,543 --> 01:05:24,421
Okay. But if anybody
tears out any sheets I want,
1101
01:05:24,505 --> 01:05:25,964
you gotta make color Xerox
of those pages.
1102
01:05:26,048 --> 01:05:27,925
And I'm not talking fucking Kinko's
here either, okay?
1103
01:05:28,008 --> 01:05:31,804
You take it to the art department,
you have them do it fucking right.
1104
01:05:31,929 --> 01:05:34,098
[chattering]
1105
01:05:34,181 --> 01:05:38,769
- [camera shutter clicks]
- d La, la d
1106
01:05:38,852 --> 01:05:42,105
- d La, la d
- [camera shutter clicks]
1107
01:05:44,191 --> 01:05:49,363
d La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la d
1108
01:05:49,446 --> 01:05:51,281
- [whooping]
- S La, la S
1109
01:05:51,365 --> 01:05:53,617
You guys are good.
1110
01:05:55,285 --> 01:05:56,286
Oh, my God.
1111
01:05:56,370 --> 01:05:58,288
d La, la d
1112
01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:06,463
d La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la d
1113
01:06:08,423 --> 01:06:13,637
d La, la, la, la, la d
1114
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:18,141
d La, la, la, la, la d
1115
01:06:18,225 --> 01:06:23,063
d La, la, la, la, la, la d
1116
01:06:23,147 --> 01:06:27,734
- d La, la, la, la d
- That's it. That's it.
1117
01:06:27,818 --> 01:06:30,863
- d La, la, la, la d
- Oh, boy.
1118
01:06:33,866 --> 01:06:35,826
Your timing couldn't be better, Zoe.
1119
01:06:35,909 --> 01:06:40,539
It just so happens that we're all three off
duty for the next three days of shooting.
1120
01:06:40,622 --> 01:06:43,083
Fucking hell.
How does that happen?
1121
01:06:43,167 --> 01:06:46,003
Well, I'm doing Lindsay Lohan's makeup,
and she's off for the next three days,
1122
01:06:46,086 --> 01:06:49,172
there's no stunts being filmed
during that time, so Kim's free,
1123
01:06:49,256 --> 01:06:53,260
and Lee's on a "will notify"
for the next four days.
1124
01:06:53,343 --> 01:06:55,179
So, how's the shoot going?
1125
01:06:55,262 --> 01:06:57,055
Great. We're having the best time.
1126
01:06:57,139 --> 01:06:59,308
The director, Cecil Evans,
is so much fun.
1127
01:06:59,391 --> 01:07:03,020
We're making the coolest movie
and partying all the time.
1128
01:07:03,103 --> 01:07:06,189
Hell, yeah. The next job after this one
is definitely gonna suck.
1129
01:07:06,273 --> 01:07:08,233
So, let's hear it, ladies.
1130
01:07:08,317 --> 01:07:10,819
Set romances.
Who's getting it off?
1131
01:07:10,903 --> 01:07:13,113
That would be Lee and Toolbox.
1132
01:07:13,197 --> 01:07:16,408
Oh, Toolbox.
Name sounds promising.
1133
01:07:16,491 --> 01:07:18,619
- He's a grip.
- What he is is a pervert.
1134
01:07:18,702 --> 01:07:22,247
Well, he just keeps sounding
better and better.
1135
01:07:22,331 --> 01:07:24,416
What's his perversion?
1136
01:07:25,459 --> 01:07:28,295
He likes to watch me pee.
1137
01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:32,883
Lee is sitting on the toilet,
and Toolbox is watching her pee.
1138
01:07:32,966 --> 01:07:35,052
P-I-S-S-I-N-G.
1139
01:07:35,135 --> 01:07:36,803
[groans]
1140
01:07:36,887 --> 01:07:38,180
Yeah, but not no more.
1141
01:07:38,263 --> 01:07:41,058
Now she's getting it on with The Rock.
1142
01:07:41,141 --> 01:07:43,477
- You're having one off with The Rock?
- Not the real Rock.
1143
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:44,895
He's this electrician named Bruce.
1144
01:07:44,978 --> 01:07:47,272
And Kim started calling him The Rock,
'cause he kind of looks like The Rock,
1145
01:07:47,356 --> 01:07:49,066
so now we all just call him The Rock.
1146
01:07:49,149 --> 01:07:50,734
Oh, yeah.
This is an all-star crew.
1147
01:07:50,817 --> 01:07:52,486
We got a guy who looks like Nick Cage
1148
01:07:52,569 --> 01:07:54,112
and a guy who looks
like Ðåå-wee Herman, too.
1149
01:07:54,196 --> 01:07:56,907
Kim, dick department.
Let's hear it.
1150
01:07:56,990 --> 01:07:58,617
Mm-mm. No dick this trip.
1151
01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:00,661
I got a man.
1152
01:08:00,744 --> 01:08:03,789
- How long have you had this boyfriend?
- About three months.
1153
01:08:03,872 --> 01:08:05,415
Who'd you steal him from?
1154
01:08:05,499 --> 01:08:07,626
- Nobody.
- [woman scoffs] Kim!
1155
01:08:07,709 --> 01:08:09,086
Wha- What?
1156
01:08:09,169 --> 01:08:11,296
He totally had a girlfriend.
1157
01:08:11,380 --> 01:08:14,633
All of Kim's boyfriends start out
as somebody else's boyfriend.
1158
01:08:14,716 --> 01:08:16,677
I did not steal him.
1159
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:18,929
I didn't steal any of them.
1160
01:08:19,012 --> 01:08:21,932
They just... jumped ship.
1161
01:08:22,015 --> 01:08:24,101
[all snickering]
1162
01:08:24,184 --> 01:08:26,103
So, what's your story, Abernathy?
1163
01:08:26,186 --> 01:08:28,105
Oh, Abbie's got the big kahuna.
1164
01:08:28,188 --> 01:08:31,274
I had a set crush on Cecil.
1165
01:08:31,358 --> 01:08:34,111
Set crush? Nigga, please!
You were his set wife.
1166
01:08:34,194 --> 01:08:36,947
"Were" and "had"
being the key words here.
1167
01:08:37,030 --> 01:08:39,157
Bitch, you two are still
into each other, and you know it.
1168
01:08:39,241 --> 01:08:41,201
Yeah, well,
if he's so in love with me,
1169
01:08:41,284 --> 01:08:44,997
then whey did he fuck
Daryl Hannah's stand-in?
1170
01:08:45,122 --> 01:08:47,624
Ho-ho-ho!
1171
01:08:47,708 --> 01:08:51,545
Yes, men are dogs.
Oh, it's so funny!
1172
01:08:51,628 --> 01:08:53,714
Oh, it's so funny!
1173
01:08:53,797 --> 01:08:55,674
Oh, stop acting all hurt.
Your ass just mad.
1174
01:08:55,757 --> 01:08:58,135
Yeah, he's a stand-in fucker.
1175
01:08:58,218 --> 01:09:00,637
Bitch, you need to get over that shit.
That was two weeks ago.
1176
01:09:00,721 --> 01:09:04,307
Oh, well,
now that you put it like that.
1177
01:09:04,391 --> 01:09:06,810
Oh, I haven't told you
the best part.
1178
01:09:06,893 --> 01:09:10,105
He fucked her on my birthday.
1179
01:09:10,188 --> 01:09:12,816
Oh, that's a horse of a different color.
1180
01:09:12,899 --> 01:09:14,276
Thank you.
1181
01:09:14,359 --> 01:09:15,986
Did he know it was your birthday?
1182
01:09:16,069 --> 01:09:18,989
He's the director.
He's kind of busy.
1183
01:09:19,072 --> 01:09:23,201
He ate a piece of my birthday cake
and he got me a present.
1184
01:09:23,285 --> 01:09:25,329
- [mouths word]
- Yeah, I think he knew.
1185
01:09:25,412 --> 01:09:28,373
Well, what did he get you?
1186
01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:33,545
He made me a tape.
1187
01:09:33,628 --> 01:09:35,255
He made you a tape?
1188
01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:36,757
- Yeah.
- Wait.
1189
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:38,842
He didn't burn you a CD.
He made you a tape?
1190
01:09:38,925 --> 01:09:42,262
- Yeah.
- Oh, that is so romantic.
1191
01:09:42,346 --> 01:09:45,223
Yes. I know what you're gonna say,
so don't even go there.
1192
01:09:45,307 --> 01:09:47,350
That sounds like the test
of true love to me.
1193
01:09:47,434 --> 01:09:49,770
Look, I know you guys like him.
1194
01:09:49,853 --> 01:09:53,982
He's likable, but he fucked
another woman on my birthday.
1195
01:09:54,066 --> 01:09:55,692
How can you not be on my side?
1196
01:09:55,776 --> 01:09:57,778
Well, I admit, that sounds bad.
1197
01:09:57,861 --> 01:09:59,196
It is bad!
1198
01:09:59,279 --> 01:10:02,199
It just sounds like
there's a little more to it than that.
1199
01:10:02,282 --> 01:10:04,743
- Were you two fucking?
- Hell, no.
1200
01:10:04,826 --> 01:10:06,787
Hello. Is your name Abernathy?
1201
01:10:06,870 --> 01:10:08,371
Sorry.
1202
01:10:08,455 --> 01:10:12,250
The answer to your question
is no, of course not.
1203
01:10:12,334 --> 01:10:15,253
What do you mean,
"No, of course not"?
1204
01:10:15,337 --> 01:10:19,508
The reason Cecil hasn't had a girlfriend
in six years is because girls will fuck him.
1205
01:10:19,591 --> 01:10:22,886
And if you fuck Cecil,
you don't become one of his girlfriends.
1206
01:10:22,969 --> 01:10:26,640
Not to say I want
to be his girlfriend,
1207
01:10:26,723 --> 01:10:29,226
but if I did want to be his girlfriend,
1208
01:10:29,309 --> 01:10:31,853
if I fucked him,
I wouldn't be his girlfriend.
1209
01:10:31,937 --> 01:10:34,314
I'd be one of his regulars.
1210
01:10:34,397 --> 01:10:35,398
[scoffs]
1211
01:10:35,482 --> 01:10:37,400
And I'm just getting
too fucking old for that shit.
1212
01:10:37,484 --> 01:10:39,903
Have you let him do anything?
1213
01:10:39,986 --> 01:10:41,404
Yes!
1214
01:10:42,406 --> 01:10:44,366
I've let him give me a foot massage,
1215
01:10:44,449 --> 01:10:47,744
and when we go to the movies,
I've let him hold my hand.
1216
01:10:47,828 --> 01:10:50,997
Bitch, you might be acting
like you 12 years old,
1217
01:10:51,081 --> 01:10:52,707
but he just acting like a man.
1218
01:10:52,791 --> 01:10:54,876
You need to break
that nigga off a piece.
1219
01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:56,962
Let me get this straight.
1220
01:10:57,045 --> 01:10:59,047
- You're not fucking him...
- Mm-mm.
1221
01:10:59,131 --> 01:11:00,549
- you're not sucking him...
- Mm-mm.
1222
01:11:00,632 --> 01:11:04,428
you're not giving him any tongue,
but Daryl Hannah's stand-in is.
1223
01:11:04,511 --> 01:11:06,638
Okay, can we just take
my sex life off the table?
1224
01:11:06,721 --> 01:11:11,268
Actually, uh, it was Cecil's sex life
that was on the table and your lack of one.
1225
01:11:11,351 --> 01:11:13,436
Ohhh!
1226
01:11:17,983 --> 01:11:19,985
Fuck both of you
and your little high five.
1227
01:11:20,068 --> 01:11:24,739
Before you can claim a nigga,
you got to claim a nigga,
1228
01:11:24,823 --> 01:11:27,325
and you can start by giving
that motherfucker a hand job
1229
01:11:27,409 --> 01:11:28,785
in the back of the van on Tuesday.
1230
01:11:28,869 --> 01:11:30,495
I'm not gonna do that.
1231
01:11:30,579 --> 01:11:33,248
I know you won't.
But you know who will.
1232
01:11:33,331 --> 01:11:36,293
The bitch that ends up living
in that big-ass mansion of his.
1233
01:11:36,376 --> 01:11:40,839
Now, I gotta say, I haven't entirely agreed
with everything Kim said, but it is true:
1234
01:11:40,922 --> 01:11:43,300
If you stretch shit out
like you have with Cecil,
1235
01:11:43,383 --> 01:11:45,468
and you suddenly get dirty on them,
1236
01:11:45,552 --> 01:11:49,139
it blows their mind.
1237
01:11:49,222 --> 01:11:52,809
So, Zoe, Kim and I are in the Philippines
at an outdoor rave.
1238
01:11:52,893 --> 01:11:56,146
- [Lee] What were you working on?
- Three Kicks to the Head, Part Three.
1239
01:11:56,229 --> 01:11:59,733
And, admittedly,
we're a little fucked-up.
1240
01:11:59,816 --> 01:12:02,694
- [Zoe] Cheers to that.
- Word.
1241
01:12:02,777 --> 01:12:04,196
Cheers.
1242
01:12:04,321 --> 01:12:06,573
So, Zoe,
1243
01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:08,492
the genius,
1244
01:12:08,575 --> 01:12:11,328
wants to take a picture of me.
1245
01:12:11,411 --> 01:12:14,956
It's dark as hell,
and you can't see shit.
1246
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:17,417
So she's got her camera
and keeps saying,
1247
01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:19,878
"Step back a little, " so I do.
1248
01:12:19,961 --> 01:12:24,341
Then, "A little further,"
so I step back a little further.
1249
01:12:24,424 --> 01:12:27,719
Then, "A little more," so I do.
1250
01:12:27,802 --> 01:12:30,680
Then I realize I'm right at the edge
1251
01:12:30,764 --> 01:12:33,350
of a seven-foot concrete ditch
1252
01:12:33,433 --> 01:12:38,355
with God knows how many rocks
and broken bottles and rats in it,
1253
01:12:38,438 --> 01:12:41,733
and if I fell in that fucking thing,
I'd probably would've broken my fucking neck.
1254
01:12:41,816 --> 01:12:45,737
So I'm yelling at her,
"Zoe, you almost killed me!"
1255
01:12:45,820 --> 01:12:47,447
[laughter]
1256
01:12:47,530 --> 01:12:51,451
So we laugh about it
and walk a little further,
1257
01:12:51,534 --> 01:12:54,120
and Zoe starts fucking around,
1258
01:12:54,287 --> 01:12:59,876
and damn if she doesn't fall
in the fucking ditch.
1259
01:12:59,960 --> 01:13:02,212
Nice. Nice.
1260
01:13:02,295 --> 01:13:05,215
Thank you. Yep. Thank you.
1261
01:13:05,298 --> 01:13:08,009
I remember taking a step
and looking down.
1262
01:13:08,093 --> 01:13:11,221
Just as I'm thinking,
"There's that ditch Abbie was talking about,"
1263
01:13:11,304 --> 01:13:13,807
bam, I'm in the fucking ditch,
you know?
1264
01:13:13,890 --> 01:13:15,392
What happened?
1265
01:13:15,475 --> 01:13:18,812
What, with Zoe the cat?
Nothing.
1266
01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:20,689
If I fell in that fucking thing,
1267
01:13:20,772 --> 01:13:22,774
they would've had to
helicopter me out of there.
1268
01:13:22,857 --> 01:13:25,402
Zoe just lands on her feet.
1269
01:13:25,485 --> 01:13:28,905
But then, later, I started feeling
a little bad about myself.
1270
01:13:28,989 --> 01:13:32,784
Zoe falls in the ditch,
and it's nothing.
1271
01:13:32,867 --> 01:13:34,619
We're laughing about it.
1272
01:13:34,703 --> 01:13:36,830
If I fell in that fucking thing,
1273
01:13:36,913 --> 01:13:38,748
I probably would've been
fucking paralyzed.
1274
01:13:38,832 --> 01:13:40,417
Oh, honey, you can't think like that.
1275
01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:43,044
You know, we all have
our individual talents,
1276
01:13:43,128 --> 01:13:44,796
and that just happens
to be one of Zoe's.
1277
01:13:44,879 --> 01:13:46,631
- Yeah.
- Well...
1278
01:13:46,715 --> 01:13:49,634
physically speaking, Zoe is amazing.
1279
01:13:49,718 --> 01:13:53,096
I mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness.
1280
01:13:53,179 --> 01:13:56,016
There's few human beings
that can fuck with Zoe on that front.
1281
01:13:56,099 --> 01:13:58,310
Oh, Kim, I like you, too.
1282
01:13:59,603 --> 01:14:01,271
Having said that,
1283
01:14:01,354 --> 01:14:04,065
before you get too envious
of Zoe's prowess,
1284
01:14:04,149 --> 01:14:06,901
you're missing the most important
part of that story.
1285
01:14:06,985 --> 01:14:10,280
You didn't fall in the ditch,
Zoe did.
1286
01:14:10,363 --> 01:14:14,242
Zoe even knew there was a ditch there
because you told her,
1287
01:14:14,326 --> 01:14:16,369
and she still fell in.
1288
01:14:16,453 --> 01:14:19,456
So, Lee's right.
We all have our talents.
1289
01:14:19,539 --> 01:14:22,709
Hey, I resemble that remark.
1290
01:14:22,792 --> 01:14:25,795
[laughter]
1291
01:14:25,879 --> 01:14:28,089
So, Kim,
you still pack a roscoe?
1292
01:14:28,173 --> 01:14:29,799
[sighs]
1293
01:14:31,217 --> 01:14:33,303
Check it out, bitch.
1294
01:14:33,386 --> 01:14:35,722
- Ooh, nice one, mate.
- I know this.
1295
01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:38,725
- What's a roscoe?
- A roscoe is a pistol.
1296
01:14:38,808 --> 01:14:41,269
- You carry a gun?
- Uh-huh.
1297
01:14:41,353 --> 01:14:44,189
- You have a license to carry it?
- Yeah.
1298
01:14:44,272 --> 01:14:47,567
When I became a Secret Service agent,
they gave me a license.
1299
01:14:47,651 --> 01:14:50,070
Oh, I didn't know you were--
1300
01:14:52,155 --> 01:14:55,617
Okay, I didn't say it, all right?
Stop looking at me. I didn't say it.
1301
01:14:55,700 --> 01:14:57,494
God!
1302
01:14:57,577 --> 01:14:59,496
Did you know Kim carried a gun?
1303
01:14:59,579 --> 01:15:03,583
Yes. Now, do I approve? No.
1304
01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:05,669
Do I know? Yes.
1305
01:15:05,752 --> 01:15:09,547
Look, I don't know what
futuristic utopia you live in,
1306
01:15:09,631 --> 01:15:12,342
but the world I live in,
a bitch need a gun.
1307
01:15:12,425 --> 01:15:16,262
You can't get around the fact
that people who carry guns
1308
01:15:16,346 --> 01:15:18,848
tend to get shot
more than people who don't.
1309
01:15:18,932 --> 01:15:21,184
And you can't get around the fact
that if I go down
1310
01:15:21,267 --> 01:15:23,895
to the laundry room in my building
at midnight enough times,
1311
01:15:23,978 --> 01:15:25,814
I might get my ass raped.
1312
01:15:25,897 --> 01:15:27,690
Don't do your laundry at midnight.
1313
01:15:27,774 --> 01:15:31,319
Fuck that. I wanna do my laundry
whenever the fuck I wanna do my laundry.
1314
01:15:31,403 --> 01:15:34,364
There are other things
you can carry other than a gun.
1315
01:15:34,447 --> 01:15:35,907
Pepper spray.
1316
01:15:35,990 --> 01:15:40,161
Uh, motherfucker try to rape me,
I don't wanna give him a skin rash.
1317
01:15:40,245 --> 01:15:42,580
I wanna shut that nigga down.
1318
01:15:43,873 --> 01:15:46,084
How about a knife at least?
1319
01:15:46,167 --> 01:15:49,337
Yeah. You know what happens
to motherfuckers carry knives?
1320
01:15:50,338 --> 01:15:52,382
They get shot!
1321
01:15:52,465 --> 01:15:55,218
Look, if I ever become
a famous actress,
1322
01:15:55,301 --> 01:15:56,761
I won't carry a gun.
1323
01:15:56,845 --> 01:15:59,347
I'll hire me a do-dirt nigga,
and he'll carry the gun.
1324
01:15:59,431 --> 01:16:01,266
And when shit goes down,
I'll sit back and laugh.
1325
01:16:01,349 --> 01:16:04,185
But until that day,
it's Wild West, motherfucker.
1326
01:16:04,269 --> 01:16:07,605
So, Zoe, you thought about
what you want to do first?
1327
01:16:09,023 --> 01:16:12,652
It just so happens
I know exactly what I wanna do.
1328
01:16:12,736 --> 01:16:14,404
Oh, really?
1329
01:16:14,487 --> 01:16:16,322
And what would that be?
1330
01:16:16,406 --> 01:16:18,575
To me, there's no point
in being in America
1331
01:16:18,658 --> 01:16:20,743
unless you can drive
a Detroit muscle car.
1332
01:16:20,827 --> 01:16:22,912
And I wanna drive a Dodge Challenger.
1333
01:16:22,996 --> 01:16:26,374
- Fuck me swinging, balls out.
- [laughter]
1334
01:16:27,584 --> 01:16:30,920
[Abernathy]
Um, well, I guess we can talk to Transpo.
1335
01:16:31,004 --> 01:16:33,298
But does it have to be
a Dodge Challenger?
1336
01:16:33,381 --> 01:16:34,591
Not just that.
1337
01:16:34,674 --> 01:16:38,803
It has to be a 1970 Dodge Challenger
with a 440 engine.
1338
01:16:38,887 --> 01:16:41,431
[boisterous laughter]
1339
01:16:41,514 --> 01:16:44,726
How in the fuck
do you expect to do that?
1340
01:16:44,809 --> 01:16:46,603
No worries, mate.
1341
01:16:46,686 --> 01:16:48,688
I've got it all worked out.
1342
01:16:48,771 --> 01:16:51,816
When I knew I was coming here,
I went online and found out
1343
01:16:51,900 --> 01:16:55,653
that the local paper here in Tennessee
is the Lebanon News Sentinel.
1344
01:16:55,737 --> 01:16:57,614
- So, back home-
- I'm sorry. Where's home?
1345
01:16:57,697 --> 01:16:59,324
- Australia, right?
- [groans]
1346
01:17:01,034 --> 01:17:03,077
What do you mean by that, mate?
1347
01:17:03,161 --> 01:17:06,456
Zoe's from New Zealand,
and you never--
1348
01:17:06,539 --> 01:17:10,210
I repeat, never-
call a Kiwi an Aussie.
1349
01:17:10,293 --> 01:17:14,088
That is, unless you want
your ass kicked.
1350
01:17:14,172 --> 01:17:16,216
I'm so sorry.
I really am.
1351
01:17:16,299 --> 01:17:19,010
- [laughter]
- Oh, it's okay.
1352
01:17:19,093 --> 01:17:22,347
We're just taking the piss
out of you, mate.
1353
01:17:22,430 --> 01:17:25,475
Auckland, to answer your question.
1354
01:17:25,558 --> 01:17:28,353
Anyway, I subscribed
to the local paper a month ago.
1355
01:17:28,436 --> 01:17:31,940
Now, why the fuck you want a local
redneck newspaper in New Zealand?
1356
01:17:32,023 --> 01:17:34,526
Pipe down, and I'll tell you.
1357
01:17:34,651 --> 01:17:36,486
I've been getting the paper
for the last month,
1358
01:17:36,569 --> 01:17:39,197
and I've been checking the classified
at the back, looking at cars for sale.
1359
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:41,908
So, as of yesterday,
1360
01:17:41,991 --> 01:17:44,244
for sale, in this town,
1361
01:17:44,327 --> 01:17:47,497
some dude is selling a stock
1970 Dodge Challenger
1362
01:17:47,580 --> 01:17:51,459
with a 440 engine
and a white paint job.
1363
01:17:51,543 --> 01:17:54,212
And you wanna buy it?
1364
01:17:54,295 --> 01:17:58,341
Kim, I may be stupid,
but I'm not bloody stupid.
1365
01:17:58,424 --> 01:18:02,178
I wanna say I wanna buy it,
so he'll let me test-drive it.
1366
01:18:02,262 --> 01:18:05,640
À 1970 Dodge Challenger
with a white paint job.
1367
01:18:05,723 --> 01:18:08,768
- Oh, uh, Kowalski.
- Kowalski from Vanishing Point.
1368
01:18:08,851 --> 01:18:11,354
- Mate, it's a fucking classic!
- Mmm, I get it.
1369
01:18:11,437 --> 01:18:13,690
If I can get this guy
to let me drive it without him,
1370
01:18:13,773 --> 01:18:16,317
I will blow the doors off that bitch.
1371
01:18:16,401 --> 01:18:19,279
- What's Vanishing Point?
- Oh, God.
1372
01:18:19,362 --> 01:18:21,406
"What's Vanishing Point?"
1373
01:18:21,489 --> 01:18:24,534
Abs, I'm supposed to be
the illiterate one.
1374
01:18:24,617 --> 01:18:27,328
It's just one of the best
American movies ever made.
1375
01:18:27,412 --> 01:18:31,833
Actually, Zoe, most girls
wouldn't know Vanishing Point.
1376
01:18:31,916 --> 01:18:34,502
Excuse me. "Most girls"?
1377
01:18:34,586 --> 01:18:36,462
What the fuck are you two?
1378
01:18:36,546 --> 01:18:39,716
Yeah, well, we're gearheads.
Of course we watched it.
1379
01:18:39,799 --> 01:18:41,843
Y'all grew up watching
that Pretty in Pink shit.
1380
01:18:41,926 --> 01:18:44,554
Oh, I like Pretty in Pink.
1381
01:18:44,637 --> 01:18:47,140
What, so you didn't watch
John Hughes movies?
1382
01:18:47,223 --> 01:18:49,225
Of course I did.
I'm a girl.
1383
01:18:49,309 --> 01:18:51,352
But I also watched car shit, too.
1384
01:18:51,436 --> 01:18:54,022
- Vanishing Point, Dirty Mary Crazy Larry...
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
1385
01:18:54,105 --> 01:18:55,732
Gone in 60 Seconds-
1386
01:18:55,815 --> 01:18:58,443
The real one,
not that Angelina Jolie bullshit.
1387
01:18:58,526 --> 01:19:00,737
We have an outdoors theater
in Auckland.
1388
01:19:00,820 --> 01:19:03,406
It plays Vanishing Point,
Big Wednesday,
1389
01:19:03,489 --> 01:19:06,075
all the classics.
1390
01:19:06,159 --> 01:19:08,244
[horn honks]
1391
01:19:13,541 --> 01:19:15,418
- [horn honking]
- [dog barking]
1392
01:19:21,758 --> 01:19:23,384
What do you horny gals want?
1393
01:19:23,468 --> 01:19:26,012
[door opens, closes]
1394
01:19:27,305 --> 01:19:30,391
Hey, you got a 1970
Dodge Challenger for sale?
1395
01:19:30,475 --> 01:19:32,769
Right up here, ladies.
1396
01:19:46,616 --> 01:19:49,535
This shit is off the fucking hook!
1397
01:19:49,619 --> 01:19:53,289
Fucking legendary, mate,
[sucks teeth]
1398
01:19:54,374 --> 01:19:57,627
Sweet ass. Well, if you'll
excuse me for a moment,
1399
01:19:57,710 --> 01:19:59,837
I'd just like to have a word alone
with my business associate.
1400
01:19:59,921 --> 01:20:02,256
- You ladies take your time.
- Okay.
1401
01:20:02,340 --> 01:20:04,634
[chuckling]
1402
01:20:04,717 --> 01:20:06,219
Mmm.
1403
01:20:08,304 --> 01:20:11,057
What are you waiting for?
Ask him to let you drive it by yourself.
1404
01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:13,935
I-- I intend to, but first,
I need to ask you something.
1405
01:20:14,018 --> 01:20:15,269
What?
1406
01:20:15,353 --> 01:20:20,274
If he lets us take it out on our own,
I wanna play ship's mast.
1407
01:20:20,358 --> 01:20:22,193
- Oh, hell, no!
- Would you keep it down?
1408
01:20:22,276 --> 01:20:24,487
- Ain't no way I'm doing ship's mast.
- For Christ sakes-
1409
01:20:24,570 --> 01:20:26,447
- Don't blaspheme.
- Sorry.
1410
01:20:26,531 --> 01:20:29,450
Now, what did you say
after the last time?
1411
01:20:29,534 --> 01:20:32,662
- Look, I know what I said--
- What did you say?
1412
01:20:32,745 --> 01:20:35,832
- I know I said we shouldn't do this again-
- No. You didn't say we shouldn't.
1413
01:20:35,915 --> 01:20:37,667
You said we ain't ever
gonna do that again.
1414
01:20:37,750 --> 01:20:39,836
- Yeah, but-
- "But," my ass!
1415
01:20:39,919 --> 01:20:42,922
You said not only are we never
gonna play ship's mast again,
1416
01:20:43,006 --> 01:20:45,883
but you also said if you ever do
what you trying to do now
1417
01:20:45,967 --> 01:20:48,428
to not only refuse,
but that I had permission
1418
01:20:48,511 --> 01:20:51,055
to physically restrain
your ass if necessary.
1419
01:20:51,139 --> 01:20:53,391
Now, did you
or did you not say that?
1420
01:20:53,474 --> 01:20:55,184
- Well-
- No, no, no, no.
1421
01:20:55,268 --> 01:20:57,061
Answer the question,
motherfucker.
1422
01:20:57,145 --> 01:20:58,855
Did you or did you not say that?
1423
01:20:58,938 --> 01:21:01,065
Yes, I said that.
However-
1424
01:21:01,149 --> 01:21:02,525
Whatever with your "however."
1425
01:21:02,608 --> 01:21:06,571
Look, I know I said it,
and I know I meant it--
1426
01:21:06,654 --> 01:21:07,655
Damn skippy you meant it.
1427
01:21:07,739 --> 01:21:10,616
Yeah, but when I said it,
I didn't mean in America.
1428
01:21:10,700 --> 01:21:12,702
- Oh, nigga, please!
- Really--
1429
01:21:12,785 --> 01:21:14,704
I meant we should never play
ship's mast again
1430
01:21:14,787 --> 01:21:16,873
in New Zealand or Australia.
1431
01:21:16,956 --> 01:21:18,958
You are such a liar.
1432
01:21:19,042 --> 01:21:21,711
Look, I know what I said
when I said it.
1433
01:21:21,794 --> 01:21:24,213
But when I said it, I didn't know
I'd ever come to America.
1434
01:21:24,297 --> 01:21:26,966
And when I said it, if I had known
I was going to come to America
1435
01:21:27,049 --> 01:21:28,718
and had the opportunity
to play ship's mast
1436
01:21:28,801 --> 01:21:31,721
with a fucking
Vanishing Point Challenger,
1437
01:21:31,804 --> 01:21:34,015
I would've added a "however."
1438
01:21:34,098 --> 01:21:35,933
Right?
1439
01:21:40,897 --> 01:21:43,900
Okay, oddly enough,
I actually understood that.
1440
01:21:43,983 --> 01:21:48,196
However, just because you
talked yourself into some stupid shit
1441
01:21:48,279 --> 01:21:50,490
doesn't mean I have lost
my goddamn mind.
1442
01:21:50,573 --> 01:21:53,367
You need two people
to play ship's mast, and I ain't playing.
1443
01:21:53,451 --> 01:21:56,078
[clicks tongue, scoffs]
1444
01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:03,127
I'll be your best friend.
1445
01:22:03,211 --> 01:22:06,255
I don't need me no best friend
lives on the other side of planet Earth.
1446
01:22:06,339 --> 01:22:09,092
- I'll crack your back.
- You'll crack it anyway.
1447
01:22:09,175 --> 01:22:11,761
Well, of course I'll crack it anyway.
1448
01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:15,640
But now, while I'm here,
I'll be your back-cracking slave.
1449
01:22:15,723 --> 01:22:18,518
Whenever you want it, you got it.
You don't even have to ask for it.
1450
01:22:18,601 --> 01:22:20,436
You just order me to do it.
Just be, like...
1451
01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:22,772
[sucks teeth]
"Bitch, get over here and get busy."
1452
01:22:29,362 --> 01:22:31,364
- You crack my back,
you'll give me foot massages...
- Mm-hmm. Mmm.
1453
01:22:31,447 --> 01:22:34,700
and after a shower,
you put moisturizer on my butt.
1454
01:22:34,784 --> 01:22:37,620
Deal,
[chuckling]
1455
01:22:37,703 --> 01:22:40,456
So, we're gonna see if this guy'll
let us take the car out without him.
1456
01:22:40,540 --> 01:22:43,543
If he does, you wait here with Lee,
and we'll be back in a moment.
1457
01:22:43,626 --> 01:22:45,127
What?
1458
01:22:45,211 --> 01:22:48,130
I said, we're gonna see if this guy'll
let us take the car out without him--
1459
01:22:48,214 --> 01:22:49,799
I heard what you said.
1460
01:22:49,882 --> 01:22:53,177
I just can't believe what you said.
1461
01:22:54,554 --> 01:22:56,180
You know, you two got
some fucking balls.
1462
01:22:56,264 --> 01:22:57,682
What?
1463
01:22:57,765 --> 01:22:59,517
Don't play dumbass with me.
1464
01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:01,227
I've been up all night.
1465
01:23:01,310 --> 01:23:04,605
I'm still a little drunk
and I have a hangover.
1466
01:23:04,689 --> 01:23:08,067
I should be in my hotel room asleep,
not fucking around here on Tobacco Road.
1467
01:23:08,150 --> 01:23:12,029
But because Zoe wanted to drive
some fucking Vanishing Point car, I'm here.
1468
01:23:12,113 --> 01:23:15,199
Now you two got the balls
to ask me- no, scratch that-
1469
01:23:15,283 --> 01:23:18,327
tell me I gotta go make
conversation with Tom Joad
1470
01:23:18,411 --> 01:23:20,371
while the cool kids
get to go out and play?
1471
01:23:20,454 --> 01:23:22,248
Bullshit on that.
1472
01:23:22,331 --> 01:23:24,542
- It ain't like that.
- Then what's it like, Kim?
1473
01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:26,252
You guys are our collateral.
1474
01:23:26,335 --> 01:23:28,713
He is never gonna go for it
if we all go.
1475
01:23:28,796 --> 01:23:32,633
I really think one human being
will be collateral enough.
1476
01:23:32,717 --> 01:23:34,844
You're not gonna wanna do
what we're doing.
1477
01:23:34,927 --> 01:23:36,470
- [Kim scoffs]
- What, drive a car?
1478
01:23:36,554 --> 01:23:38,639
- Mmm.
- We're doing more than that.
1479
01:23:38,723 --> 01:23:40,558
What, drive it fast?
1480
01:23:40,641 --> 01:23:43,436
[sighs]
We're doing more than that.
1481
01:23:43,519 --> 01:23:45,855
Actually,
we're paying you a compliment,
1482
01:23:45,938 --> 01:23:48,065
'cause we gonna do
some stupid shit.
1483
01:23:48,149 --> 01:23:50,109
[clears throat]
1484
01:23:50,192 --> 01:23:52,486
But that's okay.
We're stunt people.
We ain't got good sense.
1485
01:23:52,570 --> 01:23:53,654
But you got good sense,
1486
01:23:53,738 --> 01:23:56,365
and anybody with good sense
ain't gonna wanna do what we're doing.
1487
01:23:56,449 --> 01:23:58,075
How do you know
I don't wanna do it?
1488
01:23:58,159 --> 01:24:01,579
- 'Cause you're a mom.
- Yeah.
1489
01:24:03,539 --> 01:24:04,540
[scoffs]
1490
01:24:04,624 --> 01:24:07,043
You know, we're supposed
to be this big posse,
1491
01:24:07,126 --> 01:24:08,544
but that's the excuse you guys use
1492
01:24:08,628 --> 01:24:11,047
whenever you want
to exclude me from something.
1493
01:24:11,130 --> 01:24:16,052
So, what is it you two daredevils
are doing that I'm just so uncool,
1494
01:24:16,135 --> 01:24:18,387
I couldn't possibly understand?
1495
01:24:18,471 --> 01:24:21,057
You know,
we're kind of conning this guy,
1496
01:24:21,140 --> 01:24:24,769
so maybe it's best that we don't go
into detail about it while he's watching us.
1497
01:24:24,852 --> 01:24:29,565
Besides, he's probably not
gonna let us do it anyway.
1498
01:24:32,485 --> 01:24:36,280
Okay. How about this?
1499
01:24:36,364 --> 01:24:37,490
I'll talk him into it.
1500
01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:39,492
But if I talk him into it, I go along.
1501
01:24:40,826 --> 01:24:44,080
- How you gonna do that?
- Eh, that's my problem.
1502
01:24:44,163 --> 01:24:46,123
But don't worry.
1503
01:24:46,207 --> 01:24:48,334
[chortles]
He'll say yes.
1504
01:24:48,417 --> 01:24:50,086
What are you gonna do,
blow him?
1505
01:24:50,169 --> 01:24:53,089
No!
[chuckles]
1506
01:24:53,172 --> 01:24:55,675
I'm gonna insinuate
that Lee's gonna blow him.
1507
01:24:55,758 --> 01:24:58,135
[all laugh]
1508
01:24:59,595 --> 01:25:01,764
That's good.
1509
01:25:01,847 --> 01:25:04,016
Not really.
1510
01:25:04,100 --> 01:25:07,311
But let me handle it.
We got a deal?
1511
01:25:07,395 --> 01:25:09,522
[both chuckle]
1512
01:25:11,399 --> 01:25:13,109
Okay, Mommy, listen up.
1513
01:25:13,192 --> 01:25:15,361
You wanna hang with the cool kids,
1514
01:25:15,444 --> 01:25:17,113
you got to be cool.
1515
01:25:17,196 --> 01:25:18,698
We take you along,
you don't say shit.
1516
01:25:18,781 --> 01:25:19,782
You don't even say crap.
1517
01:25:19,865 --> 01:25:21,534
You just sit in the back,
and I don't wanna hear
1518
01:25:21,617 --> 01:25:22,868
a peep out of your ass,
you understand?
1519
01:25:22,952 --> 01:25:24,328
- Got it.
- I'm serious now.
1520
01:25:24,412 --> 01:25:26,247
You start nagging us,
we're pulling over to the side of the road,
1521
01:25:26,330 --> 01:25:28,290
kicking your ass out
and picking you up later.
1522
01:25:28,374 --> 01:25:30,209
Agreed.
1523
01:25:31,711 --> 01:25:33,796
[sighs]
1524
01:25:33,879 --> 01:25:36,799
Okay. Go work your magic.
1525
01:25:43,305 --> 01:25:45,141
- Hello, sir.
- Hello!
1526
01:25:45,224 --> 01:25:46,642
- Hello. What's your name?
- Jasper.
1527
01:25:46,726 --> 01:25:48,352
Hello, Jasper.
I'm Abernathy.
1528
01:25:48,436 --> 01:25:50,062
- Aber- what?
- Abernathy.
1529
01:25:50,146 --> 01:25:52,523
- What's your first name?
- That is my first name.
1530
01:25:52,606 --> 01:25:54,233
What kind of first name is that?
1531
01:25:54,317 --> 01:25:56,152
You know what?
Just call me Abbie.
1532
01:25:56,235 --> 01:25:58,696
Okay, Abbie.
1533
01:25:58,779 --> 01:26:01,490
Jasper, we were wondering
if my friends and I
1534
01:26:01,574 --> 01:26:03,743
could take the car out
for a little test-drive out on our own.
1535
01:26:03,826 --> 01:26:05,494
You know, just to see
if we're comfortable in it.
1536
01:26:05,578 --> 01:26:07,329
Why would I do
something stupid like that?
1537
01:26:07,413 --> 01:26:09,707
To better sell your automobile.
1538
01:26:09,790 --> 01:26:12,001
How do I know y'all ain't
just gonna steal it?
1539
01:26:12,084 --> 01:26:14,337
Four reasons, actually.
1540
01:26:14,420 --> 01:26:16,547
One, we're not thieves.
1541
01:26:16,630 --> 01:26:19,341
Two, that would be rude,
[chuckles]
1542
01:26:19,425 --> 01:26:21,552
Three, we're staying
at the Days Inn in town.
1543
01:26:21,635 --> 01:26:23,387
You can call the hotel,
check with management.
1544
01:26:23,471 --> 01:26:25,139
We're registered
for the next month.
1545
01:26:25,222 --> 01:26:27,183
Actually, Zoe's not.
1546
01:26:27,266 --> 01:26:29,935
But Kim and I are,
so we're totally track-downable.
1547
01:26:30,019 --> 01:26:31,729
Who's Kim? The colored girl?
1548
01:26:32,813 --> 01:26:36,192
Yes. Kim would be
the girl of color.
1549
01:26:36,275 --> 01:26:38,903
And reason number four,
and the most important,
1550
01:26:38,986 --> 01:26:41,655
while we're taking the car out
for a little spin,
1551
01:26:41,739 --> 01:26:44,700
that'll give you a better opportunity
to get acquainted
1552
01:26:44,784 --> 01:26:48,162
with our other friend, Lee.
1553
01:26:48,245 --> 01:26:51,248
[chuckles]
1554
01:26:51,332 --> 01:26:53,709
Why does she look kind of familiar?
1555
01:26:53,793 --> 01:26:56,670
That would be because
she's a famous actress.
1556
01:26:56,754 --> 01:26:58,756
Oh.
1557
01:26:58,839 --> 01:27:00,216
Why is she dressed like that?
1558
01:27:00,299 --> 01:27:03,427
Well, you see, we're making
a Hollywood movie in town,
1559
01:27:03,511 --> 01:27:06,555
and it's a cheerleader movie,
and she's one of the cheerleaders.
1560
01:27:06,639 --> 01:27:08,390
What's a cheerleader movie?
1561
01:27:08,474 --> 01:27:11,018
A movie about cheerleaders.
1562
01:27:11,102 --> 01:27:12,436
Is it a porno movie?
1563
01:27:13,938 --> 01:27:16,607
Yes, it is.
[chuckles]
1564
01:27:16,690 --> 01:27:19,276
- [chuckles]
- But don't mention it.
1565
01:27:19,360 --> 01:27:21,654
She's shy.
1566
01:27:21,737 --> 01:27:24,323
[horn honks]
1567
01:27:24,406 --> 01:27:27,743
Lee, this is Jasper.
Jasper, Lee.
1568
01:27:27,827 --> 01:27:29,829
Now, you two kids
stay out of trouble.
1569
01:27:29,912 --> 01:27:33,040
Hey, good-lookin',
be back to pick you up later.
1570
01:27:33,124 --> 01:27:34,959
Ta-ta!
1571
01:27:38,754 --> 01:27:42,299
[perverse chuckling]
1572
01:27:42,383 --> 01:27:44,301
[grunts]
1573
01:27:44,385 --> 01:27:46,262
Gulp.
1574
01:27:58,440 --> 01:28:01,026
[both sigh]
1575
01:28:01,110 --> 01:28:03,571
You thinking what I'm thinking?
1576
01:28:03,654 --> 01:28:05,281
I think I'm thinking it.
1577
01:28:05,364 --> 01:28:06,824
What are you and you thinking?
1578
01:28:06,907 --> 01:28:10,244
I'm thinking we told your ass
to shut the fuck up.
1579
01:28:10,327 --> 01:28:12,204
[clicks tongue]
1580
01:28:13,330 --> 01:28:15,499
- Where y'all going?
- You stay put.
1581
01:28:15,583 --> 01:28:17,543
I gotta take a~
1582
01:28:30,431 --> 01:28:32,391
[clears throat]
1583
01:28:33,976 --> 01:28:36,937
So, you ready to do this?
1584
01:28:37,021 --> 01:28:38,439
You sure?
1585
01:28:38,522 --> 01:28:41,775
Well, I always don't wanna do it
right before I'm gonna do it.
1586
01:28:41,859 --> 01:28:42,860
You know what I mean?
1587
01:28:42,943 --> 01:28:45,362
Yeah, I know what you mean,
'cause I don't wanna do it.
1588
01:28:45,446 --> 01:28:47,573
- Kim...
- I'm just saying.
1589
01:28:47,656 --> 01:28:49,325
Look, if you're gonna take
the piss out of it--
1590
01:28:49,408 --> 01:28:51,035
I'm just saying.
1591
01:28:52,578 --> 01:28:54,580
You wanna start out on top?
1592
01:28:55,664 --> 01:28:59,501
Practically doesn't count
if you start on the top.
1593
01:28:59,585 --> 01:29:01,670
[both laughing]
1594
01:29:03,339 --> 01:29:06,383
- [unzipping bag]
- Here are your gloves.
1595
01:29:12,723 --> 01:29:15,643
No, no, no, no.
I'm wearing the jacket.
1596
01:29:15,726 --> 01:29:17,436
This is my jacket.
1597
01:29:17,519 --> 01:29:21,899
Um, ain't you 'posed to be
my slave or some shit?
1598
01:29:21,982 --> 01:29:25,027
- Come on.
- I'm the one who's on the fucking bonnet!
1599
01:29:25,110 --> 01:29:28,072
"Bonnet," my ass.
You on the hood.
1600
01:29:29,782 --> 01:29:30,908
[pop]
1601
01:29:30,991 --> 01:29:32,868
[stammers]
1602
01:29:32,952 --> 01:29:35,371
[sighs]
1603
01:29:36,705 --> 01:29:39,041
Y'all, I think I hear a car coming!
1604
01:29:39,124 --> 01:29:40,751
Give me your belt.
1605
01:29:40,834 --> 01:29:42,253
Oh.
1606
01:29:44,922 --> 01:29:47,883
But this is my cute shit.
1607
01:29:47,967 --> 01:29:49,093
- Well-
- Fuck that.
1608
01:29:49,176 --> 01:29:51,637
Get Abernathy's belt.
1609
01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:53,722
Fine. We'll use Abbie's belt.
1610
01:29:58,686 --> 01:30:01,105
- Give me your belt.
- No.
1611
01:30:01,188 --> 01:30:03,565
- Prada.
- Come on, give her the belt.
1612
01:30:03,649 --> 01:30:05,567
Magic word.
1613
01:30:05,651 --> 01:30:07,736
Please give her the belt.
1614
01:30:07,820 --> 01:30:10,406
Just 'cause you asked nicely.
1615
01:30:13,158 --> 01:30:16,412
- It's nice to be nice, Kim!
- Whatever.
1616
01:30:16,495 --> 01:30:17,663
You know what?
1617
01:30:17,746 --> 01:30:20,916
Don't even fucking think about asking me
next time you want me to do your hair.
1618
01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:22,001
Your ass gonna do it.
1619
01:30:22,084 --> 01:30:23,419
Yeah, and you'll ask
"pretty please," bitch,
1620
01:30:23,502 --> 01:30:25,254
because that's what you do
when no one else is looking.
1621
01:30:25,337 --> 01:30:26,422
You ain't that fucking hard.
1622
01:30:26,505 --> 01:30:27,631
I ain't getting that shit.
1623
01:30:27,715 --> 01:30:30,175
Abernathy, don't get
on my nerves right now.
1624
01:30:30,259 --> 01:30:31,302
I got shit on my mind.
1625
01:30:31,427 --> 01:30:33,012
[scoffs]
Ooh!
1626
01:30:33,095 --> 01:30:35,097
- [engine starts]
- You know, I ain't six.
1627
01:30:36,181 --> 01:30:37,766
[tires screech]
1628
01:30:48,944 --> 01:30:50,779
It's cold. Can we roll up
one of these windows?
1629
01:30:50,863 --> 01:30:53,115
[Zoe, Kim]
No.
1630
01:30:53,198 --> 01:30:56,702
Okay, Abernathy.
Check this out.
1631
01:31:08,380 --> 01:31:10,549
What the fuck are you guys doing?
1632
01:31:18,849 --> 01:31:20,851
[Abernathy]
What does that mean?
1633
01:31:22,478 --> 01:31:24,646
Whoa.
1634
01:31:28,776 --> 01:31:31,487
Faster, you black bitch! Faster!
1635
01:31:31,570 --> 01:31:34,406
- [engine revs]
- [laughing]
1636
01:31:39,328 --> 01:31:41,497
Is that fast enough for your bony ass?
1637
01:31:41,580 --> 01:31:43,624
[Zoe]
Whoohoo!
1638
01:31:43,707 --> 01:31:46,001
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
1639
01:31:49,880 --> 01:31:52,424
Abernathy, get your ass up here.
1640
01:31:56,387 --> 01:31:59,682
[whooping]
1641
01:31:59,765 --> 01:32:01,350
All righty.
1642
01:32:01,433 --> 01:32:04,228
- [tires screech]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1643
01:32:04,311 --> 01:32:07,147
[whooping continues]
1644
01:32:15,322 --> 01:32:17,533
- [whooping]
- Go, go, go!
1645
01:32:17,616 --> 01:32:20,285
Check it out, bitch.
You want it fucking faster?
1646
01:32:22,996 --> 01:32:25,290
[whooping]
1647
01:32:46,937 --> 01:32:49,064
[whooping continues]
1648
01:32:49,148 --> 01:32:52,401
[chuckling]
1649
01:33:13,505 --> 01:33:14,923
[laughing]
1650
01:33:35,819 --> 01:33:39,531
- Oh, my God.
- What the fuck? Shit!
1651
01:33:40,282 --> 01:33:42,034
[all scream]
1652
01:33:42,117 --> 01:33:44,077
[Abernathy]
Zoe!
1653
01:33:45,788 --> 01:33:47,664
Damn it!
1654
01:33:55,506 --> 01:33:56,632
Now.
1655
01:33:56,715 --> 01:33:57,883
[engine revs]
1656
01:33:57,966 --> 01:33:59,176
Did you do something to him?
1657
01:33:59,259 --> 01:34:01,386
- Did you say something?
- Nothing! Nothing!
1658
01:34:01,470 --> 01:34:02,596
Shit!
1659
01:34:02,679 --> 01:34:03,764
Shit, here he comes!
Here he comes!
1660
01:34:03,847 --> 01:34:05,599
[both shouting at once]
1661
01:34:05,682 --> 01:34:07,768
[screams]
1662
01:34:07,851 --> 01:34:10,562
- Oh, Shit!
- Shit! Oh, shit!
1663
01:34:10,646 --> 01:34:12,856
- Whoa.
- Hold on, Zoe!
1664
01:34:13,565 --> 01:34:16,818
[indistinct shouting]
1665
01:34:22,115 --> 01:34:24,159
Oh, my God! Zoe!
1666
01:34:24,243 --> 01:34:26,453
- Oh! Hold on!
- I can't!
1667
01:34:27,955 --> 01:34:30,666
[Stuntman Mike]
Whoo!
1668
01:34:30,749 --> 01:34:32,042
Fuck you, motherfucker!
1669
01:34:33,669 --> 01:34:36,046
Zoe! Zoe!
1670
01:34:36,129 --> 01:34:37,506
[screams]
1671
01:34:37,589 --> 01:34:40,509
- I'm sorry I called you a black bitch!
- I forgive you! Now hold the fuck on!
1672
01:34:40,592 --> 01:34:42,678
Whoa! Whoa! Get away!
1673
01:34:45,013 --> 01:34:47,683
Oh, shit!
I can't fucking see! I can't see!
1674
01:34:47,766 --> 01:34:49,685
Zoe, move your legs!
1675
01:34:51,687 --> 01:34:53,981
[Abernathy]
Fuck you!
1676
01:34:54,064 --> 01:34:55,857
- Come on! Come on!
- [screams]
1677
01:34:58,902 --> 01:35:00,404
Redneck lunatic bastard!
1678
01:35:00,487 --> 01:35:01,863
Get away from me!
1679
01:35:01,947 --> 01:35:05,033
Baby, just hold on!
1680
01:35:05,117 --> 01:35:07,411
- Zoe--
- Fuck you!
1681
01:35:07,494 --> 01:35:11,248
- Oh, my God!
- Come on! Come on!
1682
01:35:14,418 --> 01:35:16,795
Fucking get away from me!
1683
01:35:19,798 --> 01:35:22,718
- Oh, shit!
- I'm scared, Kim! I'm really scared!
1684
01:35:22,801 --> 01:35:26,096
- I know, baby. Just hold on.
- Watch your feet!
1685
01:35:29,099 --> 01:35:31,768
- You wanna get hot? You wanna get hot?
- You fucking psychotic bitch!
1686
01:35:31,852 --> 01:35:35,314
- Zoe! [indistinct shouting]
- Here, suck on this for a while!
1687
01:35:36,648 --> 01:35:39,234
- [screams]
- Zoe!
1688
01:35:39,318 --> 01:35:40,819
God damn it!
1689
01:35:51,872 --> 01:35:54,583
- Zoe!
- [screaming]
1690
01:36:06,011 --> 01:36:07,638
He's coming up!
1691
01:36:07,763 --> 01:36:09,514
Get away from us, you cocksucker!
1692
01:36:09,598 --> 01:36:11,099
Leave us alone!
1693
01:36:11,183 --> 01:36:14,436
- Fuck you, motherfucker!
- Fuck you!
1694
01:36:18,649 --> 01:36:21,485
Zoe! Zoe! Zoe!
1695
01:36:21,568 --> 01:36:23,320
[whimpering]
1696
01:36:23,403 --> 01:36:24,571
Hold on!
1697
01:36:39,419 --> 01:36:42,005
[screaming]
1698
01:36:46,677 --> 01:36:48,053
- Zoe!
- Zoe!
1699
01:36:52,140 --> 01:36:55,560
[crying]
I don't want to die.
1700
01:36:56,728 --> 01:36:59,356
- Look out!
- [horn blaring]
1701
01:37:25,841 --> 01:37:28,552
Get ready to fly, bitch!
1702
01:37:30,846 --> 01:37:32,347
[screaming]
1703
01:37:32,431 --> 01:37:34,057
- Zoe!
- Zoe, hold on!
1704
01:37:41,356 --> 01:37:44,067
He's right on your ass.
He's right on your fucking ass.
1705
01:37:58,623 --> 01:37:59,624
Hey!
1706
01:37:59,708 --> 01:38:01,418
Whoo-hoo!
1707
01:38:01,501 --> 01:38:03,879
Hey, ladies!
1708
01:38:03,962 --> 01:38:05,922
That was fun!
1709
01:38:09,468 --> 01:38:12,345
Well, adios!
1710
01:38:12,429 --> 01:38:14,347
Ow! Fuck!
1711
01:38:15,766 --> 01:38:17,684
Shit! Fuck!
1712
01:38:18,935 --> 01:38:22,355
- Ooh, I know I hit your ass!
- [gun clicking]
1713
01:38:22,439 --> 01:38:24,775
Better run, motherfucker!
1714
01:38:31,072 --> 01:38:32,657
Bitch!
1715
01:38:32,741 --> 01:38:34,910
[both sighing]
1716
01:38:47,839 --> 01:38:48,924
I'm okay!
1717
01:38:49,007 --> 01:38:52,844
[gasps]
Oh, shit! God damn it!
1718
01:38:52,928 --> 01:38:55,305
Oh, you fucking bitch!
[laughing]
1719
01:38:55,388 --> 01:38:57,307
Of course you are.
Of course you are.
1720
01:38:57,390 --> 01:39:00,185
- What was I thinking?
- [sputtering]
1721
01:39:00,268 --> 01:39:02,979
What was I thinking?
Zoe the fucking cat!
1722
01:39:07,108 --> 01:39:09,110
Whew! That was a close one.
1723
01:39:12,447 --> 01:39:16,076
So, where's the maniac?
1724
01:39:16,159 --> 01:39:19,162
I shot him,
and his punk-ass sped off.
1725
01:39:19,246 --> 01:39:21,498
You wanna go get him?
1726
01:39:21,581 --> 01:39:23,625
Oh, hell, yeah!
1727
01:39:23,708 --> 01:39:28,213
Honey, I think
you might want to get out.
1728
01:39:28,296 --> 01:39:30,131
Fuck that shit.
1729
01:39:31,299 --> 01:39:33,260
Let's kill this bastard.
1730
01:39:35,887 --> 01:39:38,098
Okay, get your ass in the back.
Let's go.
1731
01:39:40,016 --> 01:39:41,726
Fuck this mother--
1732
01:39:42,978 --> 01:39:45,313
- Wait.
- Where the fuck you going?
1733
01:39:45,397 --> 01:39:46,815
I'll be back.
1734
01:39:55,031 --> 01:39:57,367
Yeah, that'll smart.
Sweet. Let's go.
1735
01:39:57,450 --> 01:40:01,204
Oh, fuck, yeah, bitch!
Come on. Bring that shit.
1736
01:40:03,623 --> 01:40:05,625
Giddyap, Kim!
1737
01:40:12,883 --> 01:40:15,093
Yeah!
1738
01:40:31,526 --> 01:40:32,944
[groans]
1739
01:40:36,448 --> 01:40:38,658
Ohhh!
1740
01:40:38,742 --> 01:40:41,536
[grunting]
1741
01:40:45,707 --> 01:40:47,459
[cries out]
1742
01:40:48,585 --> 01:40:50,462
[groaning]
1743
01:40:53,131 --> 01:40:55,383
[cries out]
1744
01:40:55,467 --> 01:40:57,552
[grunting]
1745
01:40:58,637 --> 01:41:01,973
[hysterical sobbing, muttering]
1746
01:41:05,268 --> 01:41:07,520
[coughing]
1747
01:41:09,522 --> 01:41:13,485
Oh, why? Oh, no!
1748
01:41:13,568 --> 01:41:17,447
[sobs, screams]
1749
01:41:17,530 --> 01:41:19,574
[crying out]
1750
01:41:19,658 --> 01:41:21,826
Ah, do it!
1751
01:41:22,202 --> 01:41:23,620
Do it!
1752
01:41:23,703 --> 01:41:25,330
Do it!
1753
01:41:26,373 --> 01:41:28,959
[screaming]
1754
01:41:29,084 --> 01:41:30,835
[sobbing]
1755
01:41:30,919 --> 01:41:33,505
Ohhhh, no!
1756
01:41:33,588 --> 01:41:35,715
No, no, no!
1757
01:41:35,799 --> 01:41:38,093
No, God--
1758
01:41:38,176 --> 01:41:40,929
All right, get it together.
1759
01:41:41,012 --> 01:41:42,764
Get it- Get it-
1760
01:41:42,847 --> 01:41:46,184
What are you- What are you-
What are you gonna do?
1761
01:41:51,398 --> 01:41:53,108
[Kim]
Kick his ass, Zoe!
1762
01:41:53,191 --> 01:41:54,776
[Kim, Abernathy whooping]
1763
01:41:54,859 --> 01:41:57,487
- Hey, now I wanna play!
- [crying out]
1764
01:41:57,570 --> 01:41:59,364
- Fucking fuck you!
- [starts engine]
1765
01:41:59,447 --> 01:42:01,157
Where do you think
you're fucking going?
1766
01:42:01,241 --> 01:42:03,159
Where the fuck
do you think you're going?
1767
01:42:06,705 --> 01:42:08,873
Come here--
1768
01:42:15,171 --> 01:42:17,007
Go!
1769
01:42:18,800 --> 01:42:20,635
[whooping]
1770
01:42:20,719 --> 01:42:23,138
[laughter]
1771
01:42:23,221 --> 01:42:25,974
What's wrong with your ass now,
motherfucking cocksucker?
1772
01:42:26,057 --> 01:42:27,225
I got your ass!
1773
01:42:32,731 --> 01:42:35,525
Oh, you gonna wiggle your ass at me?
Gonna wiggle it at me? Oh, no.
1774
01:42:36,359 --> 01:42:40,739
Oh, don't like it up the ass,
do ya, ya redneck lunatic bastard?
1775
01:42:42,157 --> 01:42:43,158
- Oh, yeah!
- Hola, papi!
1776
01:42:43,241 --> 01:42:46,369
Bitch, I'm gonna bust a nut
up in this bitch right now!
1777
01:42:47,454 --> 01:42:51,541
Ow! I'm the horniest
motherfucker on the road!
1778
01:42:53,209 --> 01:42:54,919
Boo-yah, bitch!
1779
01:42:59,924 --> 01:43:03,053
- [laughing]
- Did you just hit a boat?
1780
01:43:05,347 --> 01:43:07,349
- [cows mooing]
- Yeah, Kim, get him!
1781
01:43:07,432 --> 01:43:09,726
Get him, get him, get him!
1782
01:43:09,809 --> 01:43:12,812
Forget about the cows, motherfucker!
Move, motherfucker, move!
1783
01:43:12,896 --> 01:43:14,606
[mooing continues]
1784
01:43:14,689 --> 01:43:16,232
Move, motherfucker!
1785
01:43:16,316 --> 01:43:19,110
I'm about to bust a nut
up in this bitch, motherfucker!
1786
01:43:27,702 --> 01:43:30,372
Watch it, watch it,
watch it, watch it.
1787
01:43:36,419 --> 01:43:38,922
Tapping that ass! Tapping that ass!
Tapping it, tapping it, tapp-
1788
01:43:46,513 --> 01:43:47,555
Stupid bastard.
1789
01:43:58,149 --> 01:43:59,943
Shit.
1790
01:44:03,029 --> 01:44:05,573
Oh, you know I can't let you go...
1791
01:44:06,783 --> 01:44:09,244
without tapping that ass...
1792
01:44:09,327 --> 01:44:11,162
Oh, fuck me!
1793
01:44:11,246 --> 01:44:12,956
- One...
- Kim?
1794
01:44:13,039 --> 01:44:15,083
- More...
- [clears throat] Kim?
1795
01:44:15,166 --> 01:44:16,584
Time!
1796
01:44:16,668 --> 01:44:19,003
Boo-yah!
1797
01:44:22,674 --> 01:44:26,302
That's what the fuck
I'm talking about, bitch!
1798
01:44:30,348 --> 01:44:31,766
Oh, shit.
1799
01:45:04,340 --> 01:45:07,093
[horn honking]
1800
01:45:13,933 --> 01:45:15,935
[horn honking]
1801
01:45:22,942 --> 01:45:24,944
[horns honking]
1802
01:45:26,988 --> 01:45:29,157
Aw, come on!
1803
01:45:56,434 --> 01:45:59,354
[no audible dialogue]
1804
01:45:59,437 --> 01:46:01,231
[yells]
1805
01:46:08,738 --> 01:46:11,908
[laughs]
Come on!
1806
01:46:11,991 --> 01:46:13,451
You thought you lost us, motherfucker.
1807
01:46:13,534 --> 01:46:15,703
We back, motherfucker.
We back.
1808
01:46:15,787 --> 01:46:17,789
Who's got you now, bitch?
1809
01:46:17,872 --> 01:46:20,124
[frustrated grunting]
1810
01:46:20,208 --> 01:46:21,834
Shit.
1811
01:46:24,837 --> 01:46:26,047
Come on!
1812
01:46:26,130 --> 01:46:29,884
Here's Cha Cha!
1813
01:46:29,968 --> 01:46:31,427
[laughs]
1814
01:46:31,511 --> 01:46:33,846
You miss us,
you lunatic bastard?
1815
01:46:33,930 --> 01:46:35,932
- I'm sorry!
- What?
1816
01:46:36,015 --> 01:46:38,017
I didn't-- I didn't mean anything!
1817
01:46:38,101 --> 01:46:40,353
I-- I was just playing around!
1818
01:46:40,436 --> 01:46:44,774
- Oh, he was playing around.
- He was just playing.
1819
01:46:44,857 --> 01:46:47,235
Well, I ain't playing with you!
1820
01:46:47,318 --> 01:46:49,320
[whooping]
1821
01:46:49,404 --> 01:46:50,655
[laughter]
1822
01:46:52,532 --> 01:46:55,743
Oh, look out, look out, look out! Oh!
1823
01:46:57,870 --> 01:46:59,289
[whooping]
1824
01:47:03,418 --> 01:47:05,420
Watch the sign! [laughing]
1825
01:47:05,503 --> 01:47:07,755
Oh, shit! Aah!
1826
01:47:09,424 --> 01:47:11,175
- Whoa, Kim...
- Oh, sh-
1827
01:47:11,259 --> 01:47:13,553
- Come on.
- Don't run, don't run, motherfucker.
1828
01:47:13,636 --> 01:47:15,763
Don't run! Shit!
1829
01:47:22,937 --> 01:47:25,648
Whoa!
1830
01:47:25,732 --> 01:47:29,861
- [all scream]
- Yeah!
1831
01:47:31,946 --> 01:47:33,781
Yeah!
1832
01:47:33,865 --> 01:47:38,202
Jesus fucking Christ!
It's about time!
1833
01:47:39,996 --> 01:47:42,206
[relieved sigh]
1834
01:47:52,383 --> 01:47:55,178
- Go, Daddy, go.
- Just go, go, go, go, go, go!
1835
01:47:57,096 --> 01:48:00,141
Please don't dead-end.
Please don't dead-end.
1836
01:48:00,224 --> 01:48:02,226
Please don't dead-end.
1837
01:48:02,310 --> 01:48:05,063
[All] Please don't dead-end.
Please don't dead-end.
1838
01:48:05,146 --> 01:48:07,023
Please don't dead-end.
1839
01:48:07,106 --> 01:48:09,859
Please don't dead-end.
Please don't dead-end.
1840
01:48:09,942 --> 01:48:11,736
Oh, there the motherfucker is.
1841
01:48:11,819 --> 01:48:13,696
- Go, go, go, go!
- Get him, get him, get him!
1842
01:48:13,780 --> 01:48:15,740
Ahh.
1843
01:48:15,823 --> 01:48:17,658
[laughing]
1844
01:48:30,171 --> 01:48:33,216
[Stuntman Mike cries out,
hysterical sobbing]
1845
01:48:33,299 --> 01:48:35,093
Help me!
1846
01:48:35,176 --> 01:48:37,220
[sobbing continues]
1847
01:48:37,303 --> 01:48:39,972
Oh, help me!
1848
01:48:40,056 --> 01:48:43,684
[crying out]
1849
01:48:45,269 --> 01:48:47,271
Be careful!
My right arm's broken!
1850
01:48:47,355 --> 01:48:48,981
- This one?
- [bone cracking]
1851
01:48:49,065 --> 01:48:50,900
- [crying out]
- [Kim laughing]
1852
01:48:51,984 --> 01:48:53,361
Oh, you want some shit?
1853
01:48:53,444 --> 01:48:56,030
Motherfucker, kiss my fucking ass.
1854
01:48:57,198 --> 01:48:59,200
[laughing]
1855
01:48:59,826 --> 01:49:01,577
You piece of shit.
1856
01:49:05,039 --> 01:49:06,290
Bitch!
1857
01:49:09,335 --> 01:49:10,711
Motherfucker!
1858
01:49:10,795 --> 01:49:12,088
Motherfucker!
1859
01:49:13,005 --> 01:49:14,424
Motherfucker!
1860
01:49:19,345 --> 01:49:20,638
Asshole!
1861
01:49:31,441 --> 01:49:34,777
dd [surf rock]
1862
01:49:35,987 --> 01:49:38,281
[all whooping]
1863
01:49:38,364 --> 01:49:40,199
d Hang up the chick habit d
1864
01:49:40,283 --> 01:49:42,577
d Hang it up, Daddy,
or you'll be alone in a quick d
1865
01:49:42,660 --> 01:49:43,745
- Come on, Abbie.
- I got this.
1866
01:49:45,288 --> 01:49:47,123
d Hang up the chick habit d
1867
01:49:47,206 --> 01:49:50,918
d Hang it up, Daddy,
or you'll never get another fix d
1868
01:49:52,336 --> 01:49:54,297
d I'm telling you it's not a trick d
1869
01:49:54,380 --> 01:49:56,090
d Pay attention, don't be thick d
1870
01:49:56,174 --> 01:49:57,800
d Or you're liable to get licked d
1871
01:49:59,010 --> 01:50:01,262
d You're gonna see the reason why d
1872
01:50:01,345 --> 01:50:04,765
d When they're spitting in your eye,
they'll be spitting in your eye d
1873
01:50:05,933 --> 01:50:07,935
d Hang up the chick habit d
1874
01:50:08,019 --> 01:50:11,773
d Hang it up, Daddy,
a girl's not a tonic or a pill d
1875
01:50:13,232 --> 01:50:14,901
d Hang up the chick habit d
1876
01:50:14,984 --> 01:50:16,194
d Hang it up, Daddy d
1877
01:50:16,277 --> 01:50:18,654
d You're just jonesing for a spill d
1878
01:50:19,989 --> 01:50:22,074
d Oh, how your bubble's gonna burst d
1879
01:50:22,158 --> 01:50:25,661
d When you meet another nurse,
she'll be driving in a hearse d
1880
01:50:26,704 --> 01:50:28,956
d You're gonna need a heap of glue d
1881
01:50:29,040 --> 01:50:32,627
d When they all catch up with you
and they cut you up in two d
1882
01:50:33,878 --> 01:50:35,254
d Now your ears are ringing d
1883
01:50:35,338 --> 01:50:37,173
d The birds have stopped their singing d
1884
01:50:37,256 --> 01:50:40,426
d Everything is turning gray d
1885
01:50:40,510 --> 01:50:43,846
d No candy in your till,
no cutie left to thrill d
1886
01:50:43,930 --> 01:50:47,099
d You're alone on a Tuesday d
1887
01:50:47,183 --> 01:50:49,185
d Hang up the chick habit d
1888
01:50:49,268 --> 01:50:52,980
d Hang it up, Daddy,
or you'll be alone in a quick d
1889
01:50:54,357 --> 01:50:56,150
d Hang up the chick habit d
1890
01:50:56,234 --> 01:50:59,862
d Hang it up, Daddy,
or you'll never get another fix d
1891
01:51:01,239 --> 01:51:03,282
d I'm telling you it's not a trick d
1892
01:51:03,366 --> 01:51:04,951
d Pay attention, don't be thick d
1893
01:51:05,034 --> 01:51:06,828
d Or you're liable to get licked d
1894
01:51:08,079 --> 01:51:10,248
d You're gonna see the reason why d
1895
01:51:10,331 --> 01:51:13,835
d When they're spitting in your eye,
they'll be spitting in your eye d
1896
01:51:14,752 --> 01:51:17,213
d You're gonna see the reason why d
1897
01:51:17,296 --> 01:51:20,758
d When they're spitting in your eye,
they'll be spitting in your eye d
1898
01:51:21,926 --> 01:51:25,346
d Laisse tomber les filles,
laisse tomber les filles d
1899
01:51:25,429 --> 01:51:27,682
d Un jour c'est toi qu'on laissera d
1900
01:51:29,016 --> 01:51:32,270
d Laisse tomber les filles,
laisse tomber les filles d
1901
01:51:32,353 --> 01:51:34,522
d Un jour c'est toi qui pleureras d
1902
01:51:35,481 --> 01:51:39,694
d Oui j'ai pleuré mais ce jour la,
nîn je ne pleurerai pas d
1903
01:51:39,777 --> 01:51:42,530
d Non je ne pleurerai pas d
1904
01:51:42,613 --> 01:51:44,782
d Je dirai c'est bien fait pour toi d
1905
01:51:44,865 --> 01:51:49,412
d Je dirai çà t'apprendra,
je dirai çà t'apprendra d
1906
01:51:49,495 --> 01:51:53,165
d Laisse tomber les filles,
laisse tomber les filles d
1907
01:51:53,249 --> 01:51:56,252
d Ca te jouera un mauvais tour d
1908
01:51:56,335 --> 01:52:00,047
d Laisse tomber les filles,
laisse tomber les filles d
1909
01:52:00,131 --> 01:52:03,509
d Tu le paieras un de ces jours d
1910
01:52:03,593 --> 01:52:05,720
d On ne joue pas impugnément d
1911
01:52:05,803 --> 01:52:10,391
d Avec un coeur innocent,
avec un coeur innocent d
1912
01:52:10,474 --> 01:52:12,727
d Tu verras ñå que je ressens d
1913
01:52:12,810 --> 01:52:17,231
d Avant qu'il ne soit longtemps,
avant qu'il ne soit longtemps d
1914
01:52:17,315 --> 01:52:20,735
d La chance abandonne celui qui ne sait d
1915
01:52:20,818 --> 01:52:24,155
d Que laisser les coeurs blesses d
1916
01:52:24,238 --> 01:52:27,533
d Tu n'auras personne pour te consoler d
1917
01:52:27,617 --> 01:52:30,578
d Òu nå I'auras pas vole d
1918
01:52:30,661 --> 01:52:34,290
d Laisse tomber les filles,
laisse tomber les filles d
1919
01:52:34,373 --> 01:52:37,501
d Un jour c'est toi qu'on laissera d
1920
01:52:37,585 --> 01:52:41,172
d Laisse tomber les filles,
laisse tomber les filles d
1921
01:52:41,255 --> 01:52:44,550
d Un jour c'est toi qui pleureras d
1922
01:52:44,634 --> 01:52:46,802
d Non pour te plaindre il n'y aura d
1923
01:52:46,886 --> 01:52:51,599
d Personne d'autre que toi,
personne d'autre que toi d
1924
01:52:51,682 --> 01:52:53,768
d Alors tu te rappelleras d
1925
01:52:53,851 --> 01:52:58,522
d Tout ñå que je te dis la,
tout ce que je te dis la d
1926
01:52:58,606 --> 01:53:00,775
d Alors tu te rappelleras d
1927
01:53:00,858 --> 01:53:05,404
d Tout ñå que je te dis la,
tout ce que je te dis la d
1928
01:53:05,488 --> 01:53:07,615
d Alors tu te rappelleras d
1929
01:53:07,698 --> 01:53:12,328
d Tout ñå que je te dis la,
tout ce que je te dis la d
1930
01:53:12,411 --> 01:53:14,580
d Alors tu te rappelleras d
1931
01:53:14,664 --> 01:53:18,501
d Tout ñå que je te dis la,
tout ce que je te dis la d
1932
01:53:20,086 --> 01:53:23,089
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